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NARRATOR: Long ago,
in the faraway land of ancient Greece,
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There was a golden age of powerful
gods and extraordinary heroes.
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And the greatest and strongest of all
these heroes was the mighty Hercules.
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But what is the measure of a true hero?
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-That is what our story is...
-Will you listen to him?
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He's makin' the story sound like
some Greek tragedy.
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-Lighten up, dude.
-We'll take it from here, darling.
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NARRATOR: You go, girl.
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We are the Muses, goddesses of
the arts and proclaimers of heroes.
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Heroes like Hercules.
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Honey, you mean "Hunk-ules."
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Ooh, I'd like to make
some sweet music with him...
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Our story actually begins long before
Hercules, many eons ago.
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Ah
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Back when the world was new
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The planet Earth was down on its luck
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And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok
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It was a nasty place
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There was a mess
wherever you stepped
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Where chaos reigned and the
earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
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Say it, girlfriend!
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And then along came Zeus
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-He hurled his thunderbolt
-CHORUS: He zapped
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-Locked those suckers in a vault
-They're trapped
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And on his own
stopped chaos in its tracks
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And that's the gospel truth
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The guy was too "Type A" to just relax
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And that's the world's first dish
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Yeah, baby.
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Zeus tamed the globe
while still in his youth
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Though, honey it may seem impossible
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That's the gospel truth
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On Mount Olympus life was neat
And smooth as sweet vermouth
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Although honey
it may seem impossible
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That's the gospel truth
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CHORUS: Ah, ah
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-Yeah yeah
-Ah, ah
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Hey, hey, hey
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Ah, ah
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Hey, yeah
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[CHORUS HARMONIZING]
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[CHATTERING]
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[GASPING] Hercules!
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[CHUCKLES] Behave yourself.
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[GURGLING]
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Look at this.
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Look how cute he is.
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-[BABBLING]
-[COOING]
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Hah!
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Oh, he's strong like his dad, hmm?
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Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming
through! Excuse me. One side, Ares.
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Why, Hermes, they're lovely.
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Yeah, you know,
I had Orpheus do the arrangement.
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Isn't that too nutty?
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Fabulous party. You know,
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I haven't seen this much love in a room
since Narcissus discovered himself.
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[KISSING SOUNDS]
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Dear, keep those away from the baby.
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He won't hurt himself.
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Let the kid have a little fun.
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[GODS GASPING]
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On behalf of my son,
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I want to thank you all
for your wonderful gifts!
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What about our gift, dear?
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Well, let's see here. We'll take...
Hmm, yes.
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A little cirrus
and, hmm, a touch of nimbostratus
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and a dash of cumulus.
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[SQUEAKS]
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[HONKS]
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His name is Pegasus,
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and he's all yours, son.
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[HIGH-PITCHED WHINNY]
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[GODS SIGHING]
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Mind his head.
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He's so tiny.
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[YAWNS]
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My boy.
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My little Hercules.
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MAN: How sentimental.
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You know,
I haven't been this choked up
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since I got a hunk of moussaka
caught in my throat! Huh?
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So is this an audience or a mosaic?
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Hey, how you doin'?
Lookin' good. Nice dress.
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So, Hades, you finally made it.
How are things in the underworld?
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Well, they're just fine.
You know, a little dark, a little gloomy.
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And, as always,
hey, full of dead people.
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What are you gonna do?
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There's the little sunspot.
Little snootchie.
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And here is a sucker
for the tittle sucker, eh?
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Here you go. Ya just...
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[GRUNTING]
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-Sheesh.
-[LAUGHING]
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Uh, powerful little tyke.
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Come on, Hades. Don't be such a stiff.
Join the celebration!
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Hey.
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Love to, babe, but unlike you gods
lounging about up here,
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I regrettably have a full-time gig
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that you, by the way,
so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.
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So, can't. Love to, but can't.
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You ought to slow down.
You'll work yourself to death.
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Hah! Work yourself to death!
[LAUGHING]
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[CROWD LAUGHING]
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Oh, I kill myself!
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[FAKE LAUGH] If only. If only.
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If there's one god you don't want to
get steamed up, it's Hades.
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'Cause he had an evil plan.
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He ran the underworld
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But thought the dead
were dull and uncouth
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He was as mean as he was ruthless
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-And that's the gospel truth
-[GROWLING]
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He had a plan to shake things up
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And that's the gospel truth
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Pain!
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Coming, your most lugubriousness.
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Ow! [GRUNTING]
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[YELLS]
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Panic!
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I'm sorry. I can handle it!
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[YELLS]
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-Pain! Ohh!
-And Panic!
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-Reporting for duty!
-Reporting for duty!
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Fine, fine, fine.
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Just let me know
the instant the Fates arrive.
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Oh. They're here.
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What? The Fates are here,
and you didn't tell me?
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[BOTH WHIMPERING, GROANING]
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-We are worms! Worthless worms!
-We are worms! Worthless worms!
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Memo to me, memo to me.
Maim you after my meeting.
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Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life
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good and tight.
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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Incoming!
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[FATES LAUGHING]
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Ladies! Hah! I am so sorry that I'm...
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-Late!
-Late!
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-We knew you would be.
-We know everything.
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-Past.
-Present.
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And Future.
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Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big.
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Great, great. Anyway, see, ladies,
I was at this party, and I lost track of...
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-[TOGETHER] We know!
-Yeah. I know you know.
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So here's the deal. Zeus,
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Mr High and Mighty, Mr "Hey, you,
get off of my cloud," now he has...
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-[TOGETHER] A bouncing baby brat.
-We know!
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I know you know. I know.
I got it. I got the concept.
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So let me just ask.
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Is this kid gonna mess up
my hostile takeover bid, or what?
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What do you think?
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No, you don't.
We're not supposed to reveal the future.
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[SNIFFS]
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Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Time out. Can I...
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Can I ask you a question, by the way?
Are you...
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Did you cut your hair or something?
You look fabulous.
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I mean, you look like
a Fate worse than death.
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-[GROANS] Oh, gross!
-It's blinkin'!
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Ladies, please.
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My fate is in your lovely hands.
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-Oh, yeah!
-Oh, all right.
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In 18 years precisely,
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the planets will align ever so nicely.
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Ay, verse. Oy.
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The time to act will be at hand.
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Unleash the Titans,
your monstrous band.
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Mm-hmm. Good, good.
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Then the once-proud Zeus
will finally fall,
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and you, Hades, will rule all!
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Yes! Hades rules!
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A word of caution to this tale.
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Excuse me?
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Should Hercules fight, you will fail.
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[FATES CACKLING]
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What?
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Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
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[BELL DINGS]
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Pain? Panic? Got a little riddle for ya.
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How do you kill a god?
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-I do not know!
-You can't. They're immortal?
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Bingo! They're immortal.
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So, first you got to turn
the little sunspot mortal.
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[WHISTLING SNORES]
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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[PAIN, PANIC TITTERING]
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-What? What is it?
-Huh?
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-The baby!
-The baby!
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-[GASPING]
-[SPUTTERING]
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Hercules!
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Oh! [SOBBING]
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No!
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Now we did it!
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Zeus is gonna use us
for target practice!
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Just hang onto the kid, Panic.
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-[GRUNTING]
-[CRYING]
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Hurry!
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Let's just kill the kid
and get it over with, okay?
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Here you go, kid.
A little Grecian formula.
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Look at that! He's changing.
Can we do it now?
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No, he has to drink the whole potion.
Every last drop.
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MAN: Who's there?
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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-Alcmene, over here.
-[CRYING]
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[GASPS]
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You poor thing.
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-Oh, don't cry.
-Ls anybody there?
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-Now?
-Now.
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[ALCMENE MUTTERING]
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Oh. Well,
he must have been abandoned.
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Amphitryon, for so many years
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we've prayed to the gods
to bless us with a child.
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-Perhaps they've answered our prayers.
-Perhaps they have.
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"Hercules"?
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[THUNDERCLAP]
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[GROWLING]
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[GIGGLING]
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[SNAKES SPUTTERING]
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[YELLING]
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[GIGGLING]
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Help, help, help!
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Hades is gonna kill us
when he finds out what happened.
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You mean, if he finds out.
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Of course he's gonna...
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If. If is good.
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MUSE: It was tragic.
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Zeus led all the gods
on a frantic search.
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But by the time they found the baby,
it was too late.
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Young Herc was mortal now
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But since he did not drink the last drop
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He still retained his godlike strength
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So thank his lucky stars
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Tell it, girl.
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But Zeus and Hera wept
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Because their son
could never come home
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They'd have to watch their precious
baby grow up from afar
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Though Hades' horrid plan
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Was hatched before
Herc cut his first tooth
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The boy grew stronger every day
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And that's the gospel truth
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The gospel truth
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-[SHEPHERD BELL CLANKING]
-[SHEEP BLEATING]
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[BRAYING]
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Hercules, slow down!
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Look out!
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[MEN GASPING]
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Sorry, guys.
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-Hey, watch where you're goin'.
-Sunday driver!
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[CROWD YELLING]
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Thanks, son.
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When old Penelope twisted her ankle
back there, I thought we were done for.
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No problem, Pop.
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Uh, don't unload just yet.
First, I have to finagle with Phideas.
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Okay.
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-[BRAYING]
-Oops.
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Sorry, Penelope.
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Now, Hercules, this time, please just...
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I know. I know.
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-Stay by the cart.
-[SIGHS]
256
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,197
That's my boy.
257
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,492
-[SIGHS]
-[MAN GROANING]
258
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,786
Oh, my goodness. Whoa!
259
00:15:19,872 --> 00:15:21,613
-Careful!
-[SHUDDERS]
260
00:15:22,751 --> 00:15:25,163
-Why, thank you.
-No problem.
261
00:15:25,254 --> 00:15:27,541
Why, Hercules! [SPUTTERING]
262
00:15:27,631 --> 00:15:28,712
It's you!
263
00:15:28,799 --> 00:15:31,918
-Let me help you with that.
-No, no, no, no, no. I got it!
264
00:15:32,011 --> 00:15:34,673
[STRAINING] I'm fine.
You just run along.
265
00:15:34,764 --> 00:15:36,346
-Are you sure?
-Oh, yes.
266
00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:38,015
Absolutely.
267
00:15:42,231 --> 00:15:44,518
Yo! Give it here! [GASPS]
268
00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:46,599
Hey, you need an extra guy?
269
00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:48,570
Uh...
270
00:15:49,196 --> 00:15:50,812
Sorry, Herc.
271
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:54,655
Uh, we already got five,
and we want to keep it an even number.
272
00:15:54,744 --> 00:15:56,530
Hey, wait a second. Five isn't an even...
273
00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:58,487
-See ya, Herc.
-What a geek!
274
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:02,121
-Destructo Boy.
-Maybe we should call him "Jerkules."
275
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,211
[LAUGHTER]
276
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,127
BOY: Heads up!
277
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,382
I got it!
278
00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:13,929
No! Stop!
279
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,633
-[RUMBLING]
-Uh-oh.
280
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,726
-[CROWD MURMURING]
-HERCULES: No.
281
00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:22,723
It's okay.
282
00:16:23,526 --> 00:16:24,891
[CROWD YELLING]
283
00:16:29,282 --> 00:16:30,990
Hey! Whoa!
284
00:16:34,955 --> 00:16:36,036
[SCREAMING]
285
00:16:36,665 --> 00:16:40,159
-Son!
-Hang on, Pop! Be right back!
286
00:16:40,253 --> 00:16:42,790
Oh, my! No! Don't! No, no, no, no!
287
00:16:42,881 --> 00:16:45,248
No, no, no, no, no, no!
288
00:16:46,927 --> 00:16:48,088
[YELLING]
289
00:16:49,889 --> 00:16:51,129
[SIGHS, CHUCKLES]
290
00:16:51,224 --> 00:16:53,386
-Watch out!
-[YELLS]
291
00:16:53,476 --> 00:16:54,637
[CRASHING]
292
00:17:06,949 --> 00:17:08,190
[CROWD MURMURING]
293
00:17:08,284 --> 00:17:10,776
Nice catch, Jerkules.
294
00:17:11,621 --> 00:17:13,362
-Son...
-[MAN SPUTTERING]
295
00:17:14,624 --> 00:17:19,210
This is the last straw, Amphitryon!
296
00:17:19,797 --> 00:17:21,413
That boy is a menace!
297
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:24,295
He's too dangerous
to be around normal people!
298
00:17:24,468 --> 00:17:25,958
[CROWD GRUMBLING, MUTTERING]
299
00:17:26,136 --> 00:17:28,344
He didn't mean any harm.
He's just a kid.
300
00:17:28,431 --> 00:17:32,265
He just can't control his strength.
301
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,218
I'm warning you.
302
00:17:34,312 --> 00:17:38,477
You keep that freak away from here!
303
00:17:38,568 --> 00:17:41,185
-BOY: Freak! Yeah, go away!
-[CROWD AGREEING]
304
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:58,499
[SIGHS] Son, you shouldn't let those
things they said back there get to you.
305
00:17:58,798 --> 00:18:03,918
But, Pop, they're right. I am a freak.
I try to fit in. I really do.
306
00:18:04,429 --> 00:18:06,512
[SIGHS] I just can't.
307
00:18:07,683 --> 00:18:13,429
Sometimes I feel like
I really don't belong here,
308
00:18:14,523 --> 00:18:18,358
like I'm supposed to be someplace else.
309
00:18:19,279 --> 00:18:21,361
Hercules, son...
310
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,405
I know it doesn't make any sense.
311
00:18:34,253 --> 00:18:39,465
I have often dreamed of a far off place
312
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:44,968
Where a great warm welcome
will be waiting for me
313
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:50,144
Where the crowds will cheer
when they see my face
314
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:56,021
And a voice keeps sayin'
this is where I'm meant to be
315
00:18:56,737 --> 00:18:59,604
I will find my way
316
00:18:59,698 --> 00:19:02,065
I can go the distance
317
00:19:02,159 --> 00:19:04,902
I'll be there someday
318
00:19:04,996 --> 00:19:07,283
If I can be strong
319
00:19:07,374 --> 00:19:09,832
I know every mile
320
00:19:10,001 --> 00:19:13,084
Will be worth my while
321
00:19:14,048 --> 00:19:20,590
I would go most anywhere to feel like I
322
00:19:21,097 --> 00:19:25,092
Belong
323
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,187
Hercules,
324
00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:35,565
there's something your mother and I
have been meaning to tell ya.
325
00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:39,614
But if you found me,
then where did I come from?
326
00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:41,658
Why was I left here?
327
00:19:42,412 --> 00:19:47,123
This was around your neck
when we found you.
328
00:19:48,544 --> 00:19:51,036
It's the symbol of the gods.
329
00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:55,044
This is it! Don't you see?
Maybe they have the answers!
330
00:19:55,135 --> 00:19:56,967
I'll go to the temple of Zeus and...
331
00:19:59,681 --> 00:20:02,390
Ma, Pop,
332
00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:06,644
you're the greatest parents
anyone could have, but...
333
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,522
I gotta know.
334
00:20:12,821 --> 00:20:13,821
[COCK CROWING]
335
00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:31,289
I am on my way
336
00:20:31,383 --> 00:20:33,420
I can go the distance
337
00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:36,218
I don't care how far
338
00:20:36,346 --> 00:20:38,633
Somehow, I'll be strong
339
00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:41,137
I know every mile
340
00:20:41,227 --> 00:20:44,765
Will be worth my while
341
00:20:44,856 --> 00:20:47,939
I would go most anywhere
342
00:20:48,026 --> 00:20:54,364
To find where I belong
343
00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:15,045
Oh, mighty Zeus,
344
00:21:15,139 --> 00:21:19,350
please, hear me and answer my prayer.
345
00:21:19,436 --> 00:21:21,302
I need to know.
346
00:21:21,396 --> 00:21:22,807
Who am I?
347
00:21:22,898 --> 00:21:25,390
Where do I belong?
348
00:21:25,734 --> 00:21:27,020
[WIND WHISTLING]
349
00:21:31,407 --> 00:21:32,407
Huh?
350
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,198
[ROCK CREAKING]
351
00:21:38,248 --> 00:21:40,160
My boy.
352
00:21:40,251 --> 00:21:42,413
My little Hercules.
353
00:21:43,003 --> 00:21:44,869
-[CREAKING]
-Ahhhh!
354
00:21:45,422 --> 00:21:48,131
-[GRUNTING]
-Hey, hey, hey. Hold on, kiddo!
355
00:21:48,218 --> 00:21:49,333
What's your hurry?
356
00:21:49,427 --> 00:21:53,386
After all these years, is this the kind of
hello you give your father?
357
00:21:54,808 --> 00:21:55,969
Father?
358
00:21:56,059 --> 00:21:59,052
Didn't know you had a famous father,
did you?
359
00:21:59,146 --> 00:22:01,763
-Surprise!
-[COUGHING]
360
00:22:02,191 --> 00:22:04,228
Look how you've grown.
361
00:22:04,318 --> 00:22:09,985
Why, you've got your mother's
beautiful eyes and my strong chin. Hah!
362
00:22:10,659 --> 00:22:12,241
I don't understand.
363
00:22:12,327 --> 00:22:16,366
If you're my father,
that would make me a...
364
00:22:16,456 --> 00:22:19,620
-A god.
-A god.
365
00:22:19,711 --> 00:22:20,746
A god!
366
00:22:20,837 --> 00:22:22,419
Hey, you wanted answers,
367
00:22:22,505 --> 00:22:25,998
and by thunder, you're old enough
now to know the truth.
368
00:22:26,092 --> 00:22:29,677
But why did you leave me on Earth?
Didn't you want me?
369
00:22:29,805 --> 00:22:31,341
Of course we did.
370
00:22:31,432 --> 00:22:34,390
Your mother and I
loved you with all our hearts.
371
00:22:34,476 --> 00:22:38,141
Someone stole you from us
and turned you mortal,
372
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:41,223
and only gods
can live on Mount Olympus.
373
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,225
And you can't do a thing?
374
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,357
I can't, Hercules, but you can.
375
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:48,531
Really? What? I'll do anything.
376
00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:51,906
Hercules, if you can prove yourself
a true hero on Earth,
377
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,987
your godhood will be restored!
378
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,494
A true hero. Great!
379
00:22:57,127 --> 00:23:00,620
Exactly how do you
become a true hero?
380
00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:05,208
First, you must seek out Philoctetes,
the trainer of heroes.
381
00:23:05,303 --> 00:23:08,261
Seek out Philoctetes.
Right. I'll... Whoa!
382
00:23:08,348 --> 00:23:10,385
Whoa! Hold your horses!
383
00:23:10,475 --> 00:23:12,341
Which reminds me.
384
00:23:12,477 --> 00:23:13,763
[WHISTLES]
385
00:23:14,479 --> 00:23:15,811
[TRILLING WHISTLING]
386
00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:19,348
ZEUS: Ha ha!
387
00:23:19,443 --> 00:23:24,529
You probably don't remember Pegasus,
but you two go way back, son.
388
00:23:24,616 --> 00:23:26,152
[WHINNYING, SNIFFING]
389
00:23:28,536 --> 00:23:29,536
[GROANS]
390
00:23:30,455 --> 00:23:31,455
[LAUGHS]
391
00:23:32,290 --> 00:23:34,156
Oh, Pegasus!
392
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:39,629
He's a magnificent horse
with the brain of a bird.
393
00:23:39,882 --> 00:23:41,168
[WHISTLING] Huh?
394
00:23:41,342 --> 00:23:44,461
I'll find Philoctetes
and become a true hero.
395
00:23:44,554 --> 00:23:45,885
That's the spirit!
396
00:23:45,973 --> 00:23:47,509
I won't let you down, Father!
397
00:23:48,725 --> 00:23:49,760
Yee-haw!
398
00:23:50,602 --> 00:23:52,513
Good luck, son.
399
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,941
I will beat the odds
400
00:23:58,027 --> 00:23:59,813
I can go the distance
401
00:23:59,904 --> 00:24:02,396
I will face the world
402
00:24:02,490 --> 00:24:04,482
Fearless, proud and strong
403
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:06,943
I will please the gods
404
00:24:07,037 --> 00:24:08,869
I can go the distance
405
00:24:08,956 --> 00:24:14,953
Till I find my hero's welcome
right where I
406
00:24:15,088 --> 00:24:22,051
Belong
407
00:24:32,733 --> 00:24:34,815
-[BIRDS SCREECHING]
-[WHINNYING]
408
00:24:38,989 --> 00:24:39,989
[GOAT BLEATING]
409
00:24:42,118 --> 00:24:43,118
[BLEATING]
410
00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:50,786
-[BLEATING]
-Whoa!
411
00:24:53,964 --> 00:24:55,580
You sure this is the right place?
412
00:24:55,758 --> 00:24:56,839
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
413
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,125
[LAUGHTER ECHOES]
414
00:25:00,763 --> 00:25:02,380
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
415
00:25:04,017 --> 00:25:05,017
[BLEATING]
416
00:25:06,978 --> 00:25:10,312
What's the matter, little guy?
You stuck?
417
00:25:10,398 --> 00:25:11,981
Hey, butt out, buddy!
418
00:25:12,151 --> 00:25:13,437
-Ugh!
-[ALL GASPING]
419
00:25:13,652 --> 00:25:16,485
Girls! Stop! Stop!
Come back, come back, come back.
420
00:25:16,614 --> 00:25:18,901
Whoa, whoa! Oh. Geez!
421
00:25:19,366 --> 00:25:22,610
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, Nymphs!
422
00:25:23,246 --> 00:25:26,079
-They can't keep their hands off me.
-Hey!
423
00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:28,657
[GRUMBLING]
424
00:25:30,213 --> 00:25:33,001
What's the matter?
You never seen a satyr before?
425
00:25:33,091 --> 00:25:35,082
Uh, no. Can you help us?
426
00:25:35,176 --> 00:25:38,840
We're looking for someone
called Philoctetes.
427
00:25:39,890 --> 00:25:41,221
Cali me Phil.
428
00:25:41,308 --> 00:25:42,673
-Phil!
-Ow!
429
00:25:42,768 --> 00:25:45,351
Boy, am I glad to meet you!
I'm Hercules.
430
00:25:45,437 --> 00:25:47,849
-[GRUNTS]
-This is Pegasus.
431
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,607
Animals! Disgusting!
432
00:25:51,694 --> 00:25:53,276
-[SNORTS]
-I need your help.
433
00:25:53,363 --> 00:25:55,445
I want to become a hero, a true hero.
434
00:25:57,450 --> 00:26:00,318
-Sorry, kid. Can't help ya.
-Wait!
435
00:26:01,330 --> 00:26:02,411
Uh, sorry.
436
00:26:02,498 --> 00:26:07,117
-Why not?
-Two words, I am retired.
437
00:26:08,254 --> 00:26:10,121
Look, I gotta do this.
438
00:26:10,215 --> 00:26:11,922
Haven't you ever had a dream,
439
00:26:12,008 --> 00:26:14,716
something you wanted so bad
you'd do anything?
440
00:26:15,929 --> 00:26:16,929
[SIGHS]
441
00:26:17,556 --> 00:26:20,891
Kid, come inside.
I want to show you something.
442
00:26:22,061 --> 00:26:23,597
[NEIGHING, GRUNTING]
443
00:26:29,153 --> 00:26:32,271
Watch it!
That was part of the mast of the Argo.
444
00:26:32,364 --> 00:26:34,105
-The Argo?
-Yeah.
445
00:26:34,199 --> 00:26:36,406
Who do you think
taught Jason how to sail?
446
00:26:36,493 --> 00:26:37,780
Cleopatra?
447
00:26:37,871 --> 00:26:40,329
I trained all those would-be heroes.
448
00:26:40,456 --> 00:26:45,246
Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus.
A lot of "yeuseus."
449
00:26:45,336 --> 00:26:49,672
And every single one of those bums
let me down flatter than a discus.
450
00:26:49,758 --> 00:26:52,250
None of 'em could go the distance.
451
00:26:52,970 --> 00:26:55,758
And then there was Achilles.
452
00:26:55,931 --> 00:26:59,971
Now, there was a guy who had it all,
the build, the foot speed.
453
00:27:00,061 --> 00:27:04,476
He could jab, he could take a hit,
he could keep on comin'.
454
00:27:04,566 --> 00:27:07,229
But that furshlugginer heel of his!
455
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,233
He barely gets nicked there once
and kaboom!
456
00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:12,276
He's history.
457
00:27:13,034 --> 00:27:14,034
[SIGHS]
458
00:27:14,285 --> 00:27:16,071
Yeah, I had a dream once.
459
00:27:16,162 --> 00:27:19,656
I dreamed I was gonna train
the greatest hero there ever was.
460
00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:26,043
So great, the gods would hang a picture
of him in the stars all across the sky,
461
00:27:26,132 --> 00:27:29,375
and people would say,
"That's Phil's boy."
462
00:27:29,469 --> 00:27:31,380
That's right.
463
00:27:31,471 --> 00:27:33,257
Eh, but dreams are for rookies.
464
00:27:33,348 --> 00:27:35,510
A guy can only take
so much disappointment.
465
00:27:35,601 --> 00:27:37,888
But I'm different than
those other guys, Phil!
466
00:27:37,978 --> 00:27:40,470
I can go the distance.
Come on. I'll show you.
467
00:27:40,564 --> 00:27:41,564
[GRUNTS]
468
00:27:41,815 --> 00:27:43,897
-[WHINNYING]
-Geez! You don't give up, do ya?
469
00:27:44,151 --> 00:27:45,483
Watch this.
470
00:27:46,696 --> 00:27:48,061
[GRUNTING]
471
00:27:49,950 --> 00:27:51,907
Holy Hera.
472
00:27:51,993 --> 00:27:55,407
[MUTTERING] You know, maybe if I...
No! Snap out of it!
473
00:27:55,498 --> 00:27:57,614
I'm too old
to get mixed up in this stuff again.
474
00:27:57,708 --> 00:28:02,043
But if I don't become a true hero, I'll
never be able to rejoin my father, Zeus.
475
00:28:02,505 --> 00:28:03,540
Hold it!
476
00:28:03,631 --> 00:28:05,748
Zeus is your father, right?
477
00:28:05,842 --> 00:28:07,458
-Uh-huh.
-[LAUGHING]
478
00:28:07,594 --> 00:28:11,178
Zeus. The big guy. He's your daddy.
[LAUGHING]
479
00:28:11,265 --> 00:28:13,051
Mr Lightning Bolts!
480
00:28:13,141 --> 00:28:15,224
Read me a book, would ya, Da-da?
481
00:28:15,311 --> 00:28:18,349
Zeus!
[MIMICS ZEUS] "Once upon a time..."
482
00:28:18,439 --> 00:28:19,600
It's the truth!
483
00:28:19,691 --> 00:28:21,227
Please!
484
00:28:23,695 --> 00:28:26,358
So you wanna be a hero, kid
485
00:28:26,448 --> 00:28:27,938
Well, whoop-de-do
486
00:28:28,867 --> 00:28:31,279
I have been around the block before
487
00:28:31,370 --> 00:28:33,783
With blockheads just like you
488
00:28:33,873 --> 00:28:36,114
Each and every one a disappointment
489
00:28:36,209 --> 00:28:39,793
Pain for which there ain't no ointment
490
00:28:39,879 --> 00:28:43,418
So much for excuses
Though a kid of "Zeus" is
491
00:28:43,509 --> 00:28:46,752
Askin' me to jump into the fray
492
00:28:46,846 --> 00:28:49,759
My answer is two words
493
00:28:52,643 --> 00:28:54,180
Okay.
494
00:28:54,271 --> 00:28:56,433
-You mean you'll do it?
-You win.
495
00:28:56,523 --> 00:28:58,810
-You won't be sorry, Phil.
-Oh, gods.
496
00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:00,516
So when do we start?
Can we start now?
497
00:29:00,610 --> 00:29:01,645
Oy vey.
498
00:29:02,947 --> 00:29:07,817
I'd given up hope
that someone would come along
499
00:29:07,910 --> 00:29:12,872
A fella who'd ring the bell for once
Not the gong
500
00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:15,245
The kind who wins trophies
501
00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:17,247
Won't settle for low fees
502
00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:19,625
At least semipro fees
503
00:29:19,715 --> 00:29:22,629
But, no, I get the greenhorn
504
00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:27,179
I've been out to pasture, pal
My ambition gone
505
00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:31,976
Content to spend lazy days
and to graze my lawn
506
00:29:32,063 --> 00:29:34,475
But you need an adviser
507
00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:36,852
A satyr, but wiser
508
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:39,604
A good merchandiser and... Whoa
509
00:29:40,154 --> 00:29:41,862
There goes my ulcer
510
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:46,613
I'm down to one last hope
and I hope it's you
511
00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:51,244
Though, kid, you're not exactly
a dream come true
512
00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:56,036
I trained enough turkeys
Who never came through
513
00:29:56,130 --> 00:29:59,623
You're my one last hope
So you'll have to do
514
00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:01,379
Rule number six.
515
00:30:01,470 --> 00:30:03,677
When rescuing a damsel...
[SHRILL WHISTLE]
516
00:30:03,764 --> 00:30:05,846
...always handle with care.
517
00:30:06,308 --> 00:30:07,343
[GRUNTS]
518
00:30:07,851 --> 00:30:09,558
No!
519
00:30:10,939 --> 00:30:13,806
Rule number 95, kid. Concentrate!
520
00:30:15,902 --> 00:30:17,734
Rule number 96.
521
00:30:18,154 --> 00:30:19,565
Aim!
522
00:30:20,491 --> 00:30:25,236
Demigods have faced the odds
And ended up a mockery
523
00:30:25,329 --> 00:30:30,166
Don't believe the stories
That you read on all the crockery
524
00:30:30,252 --> 00:30:34,917
To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art
525
00:30:35,006 --> 00:30:37,338
Like paintin' a masterpiece
526
00:30:37,426 --> 00:30:39,759
It's a work of heart
527
00:30:39,846 --> 00:30:42,178
It takes more than sinew
528
00:30:42,265 --> 00:30:44,597
Comes down to what's in you
529
00:30:44,684 --> 00:30:48,302
You have to continue to grow
530
00:30:48,396 --> 00:30:50,684
Now, that's more like it!
531
00:30:50,774 --> 00:30:56,235
I'm down to one last shot
And my last high note
532
00:30:57,072 --> 00:31:02,034
Before that blasted underworld
gets my goat
533
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,282
My dreams are on you, kid
534
00:31:04,372 --> 00:31:06,579
Go make 'em come true
535
00:31:06,666 --> 00:31:08,624
Climb that uphill slope
536
00:31:08,711 --> 00:31:11,078
Keep pushin' that envelope
537
00:31:11,172 --> 00:31:12,879
You're my one last hope
538
00:31:12,965 --> 00:31:18,712
And, kid, it's up to you
539
00:31:20,432 --> 00:31:21,922
Yeah!
540
00:31:22,184 --> 00:31:23,766
[HERCULES LAUGHING]
541
00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:26,427
Did you see that?
542
00:31:26,521 --> 00:31:29,230
Next stop, Olympus.
543
00:31:29,901 --> 00:31:31,938
All right, just take it easy, champ.
544
00:31:32,028 --> 00:31:34,269
I am ready. I want to get off this island.
545
00:31:34,363 --> 00:31:36,775
I want to see battles and monsters.
546
00:31:36,866 --> 00:31:38,699
-Rescue some damsels.
-[WHINNYING SIGH]
547
00:31:38,785 --> 00:31:40,867
You know, heroic stuff.
548
00:31:41,330 --> 00:31:44,493
-Well...
-Aw, come on! Phil!
549
00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:47,997
Well, okay. Okay, you want a road test?
Saddle up, kid.
550
00:31:48,087 --> 00:31:50,419
We're going to Thebes!
551
00:31:51,549 --> 00:31:54,337
-HERCULES: So what's in Thebes?
-A lot of problems.
552
00:31:54,427 --> 00:31:57,966
It's a big, tough town.
Good place to start buildin' a rep.
553
00:31:58,224 --> 00:31:59,589
-[WOMAN SCREAMING]
-[WHINNYING]
554
00:32:00,059 --> 00:32:04,348
Sounds like your basic DID,
Damsel in Distress.
555
00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:11,110
-[GASPING]
-[EVIL LAUGHTER]
556
00:32:11,279 --> 00:32:13,771
Not so fast, sweetheart.
557
00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:16,324
I swear, Nessus. Put me down or I'll...
558
00:32:16,410 --> 00:32:19,027
Whoo! I like 'em fiery!
559
00:32:19,497 --> 00:32:21,238
-[GASPS]
-Now, remember, kid.
560
00:32:21,332 --> 00:32:23,243
First, analyze the situation.
561
00:32:23,334 --> 00:32:25,576
Don't just barrel in there
without thinking.
562
00:32:27,506 --> 00:32:29,964
-[NESSUS GROWLING]
-He's losin' points for this!
563
00:32:30,175 --> 00:32:32,132
-You don't know what you're...
-Halt!
564
00:32:35,139 --> 00:32:37,927
Step aside, two legs.
565
00:32:38,017 --> 00:32:41,851
Pardon me, my good sir.
566
00:32:41,938 --> 00:32:43,698
I'll have to ask you to
release that young...
567
00:32:43,773 --> 00:32:46,732
-Keep movin', junior.
-Lady.
568
00:32:46,819 --> 00:32:50,312
But you...
Aren't you a damsel in distress?
569
00:32:50,406 --> 00:32:53,489
I'm a damsel, I'm in distress.
570
00:32:53,576 --> 00:32:56,569
I can handle this. Have a nice day.
571
00:32:56,705 --> 00:32:58,366
Uh. [CLEARS THROAT]
572
00:32:58,498 --> 00:33:01,240
Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be
too close to the situation to realize...
573
00:33:03,461 --> 00:33:04,497
Ohhh!
574
00:33:04,964 --> 00:33:08,252
-What are you doin'? Get your sword!
-Sword. Right, right.
575
00:33:08,342 --> 00:33:11,505
Rule number 15,
a hero is only as good as his weapon!
576
00:33:11,637 --> 00:33:13,127
[LAUGHING]
577
00:33:14,016 --> 00:33:15,802
[FISH SHRIEKING]
578
00:33:15,892 --> 00:33:17,348
[GROANS]
579
00:33:19,521 --> 00:33:22,639
Whoa! Hold it! Hold on!
He's gotta do it on his own.
580
00:33:22,899 --> 00:33:25,938
Come on, kid! Concentrate!
581
00:33:26,029 --> 00:33:28,020
-Use your head!
-[WHINNYING]
582
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:29,855
Oh.
583
00:33:31,451 --> 00:33:32,612
[GROWLING]
584
00:33:35,372 --> 00:33:38,160
All right! Not bad, kid!
585
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:41,117
Not exactly what I had in mind,
but not bad.
586
00:33:41,211 --> 00:33:42,702
[GROANS, COUGHS]
587
00:33:43,381 --> 00:33:48,091
Oh, gee, miss, I'm really sorry.
That was dumb.
588
00:33:48,511 --> 00:33:50,297
-Yeah.
-[SPLASHING]
589
00:33:51,348 --> 00:33:52,714
Excuse me.
590
00:33:57,855 --> 00:34:01,473
Nice work! Excelente!
591
00:34:01,567 --> 00:34:03,650
Is Wonderboy here for real?
592
00:34:03,737 --> 00:34:06,604
What are you talkin' about?
Of course he's real.
593
00:34:06,698 --> 00:34:07,698
Whoa!
594
00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:13,411
And by the way, sweet cheeks,
I'm real, too.
595
00:34:13,581 --> 00:34:15,242
-[KISSING SOUNDS]
-Ugh!
596
00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:18,200
Yee-hah! Yahoo!
597
00:34:24,259 --> 00:34:25,259
Whoa!
598
00:34:39,984 --> 00:34:40,985
[PUFFS]
599
00:34:48,661 --> 00:34:49,776
[WHISTLING]
600
00:34:52,666 --> 00:34:54,748
-How was that, Phil?
-Rein it in, rookie.
601
00:34:54,835 --> 00:34:57,668
You can get away with mistakes
like those in the minor decathlons,
602
00:34:57,754 --> 00:35:00,372
but this is the big leagues!
603
00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:02,377
At least I beat him, didn't I?
604
00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:06,257
Next time, don't let your guard down
because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes!
605
00:35:06,889 --> 00:35:11,100
It's like I keep tellin' ya.
You gotta stay focused, and... You...
606
00:35:11,186 --> 00:35:12,472
[WHINNYING]
607
00:35:18,485 --> 00:35:19,942
-[SNORTING]
-[BLEATING]
608
00:35:21,114 --> 00:35:24,232
Are you all right, Miss...
609
00:35:24,325 --> 00:35:28,193
Megara. My friends call me Meg.
At least, they would if I had any friends.
610
00:35:28,288 --> 00:35:32,954
So did they give you a name
along with all those rippling pectorals?
611
00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:35,660
[SHY CHUCKLE]
Uh, I'm, um, uh...
612
00:35:35,755 --> 00:35:37,166
[STAMMERING]
613
00:35:38,007 --> 00:35:39,624
Are you always this articulate?
614
00:35:39,718 --> 00:35:42,756
Hercules. My... [CLEARS THROAT]
My name is Hercules.
615
00:35:43,305 --> 00:35:46,297
Hercules. I think I prefer Wonderboy.
616
00:35:47,142 --> 00:35:51,387
So, how'd you get mixed up with the...
617
00:35:51,481 --> 00:35:53,939
Pinhead with hooves?
Well, you know how men are.
618
00:35:54,025 --> 00:35:57,769
They think that "No" means "Yes," and
"Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours."
619
00:35:58,405 --> 00:35:59,566
[CONFUSED WHINNY]
620
00:36:00,282 --> 00:36:02,865
Don't worry.
Shorty here can explain it to ya later.
621
00:36:02,951 --> 00:36:03,951
[GROWLING]
622
00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:08,873
Well, thanks for everything, Herc.
It's been a real slice.
623
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:12,743
Wait! Can we give you a ride?
624
00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,745
[SNORTING, WHINNYING]
625
00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:19,417
I don't think
your pinto likes me very much.
626
00:36:19,512 --> 00:36:24,473
Pegasus? Oh, no. Don't be silly.
He'd be more than happy to... Ow.
627
00:36:24,934 --> 00:36:26,220
[WHISTLING]
628
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:32,352
I'll be all right. I'm a big, tough girl.
I tie my own sandals and everything.
629
00:36:33,944 --> 00:36:35,981
Bye-bye, Wonderboy.
630
00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:37,895
Bye.
631
00:36:39,033 --> 00:36:42,446
-She's something. Isn't she, Phil?
-[GROWLS]
632
00:36:42,537 --> 00:36:45,245
Yeah. Yeah. She's really something.
633
00:36:45,331 --> 00:36:46,788
A real pain in the patella!
634
00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:50,084
Earth to Herc!
Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc!
635
00:36:50,170 --> 00:36:53,003
We got a job to do, remember?
[WHISTLES]
636
00:36:53,090 --> 00:36:54,831
Thebes is still waitin'.
637
00:36:54,925 --> 00:36:57,793
HERCULES: Yeah. Yeah. I know.
638
00:37:04,435 --> 00:37:05,892
[ANIMALS TITTERING]
639
00:37:06,897 --> 00:37:07,897
[GASPS]
640
00:37:08,607 --> 00:37:10,723
Aw... How cute.
641
00:37:10,818 --> 00:37:13,435
A couple of rodents
looking for a theme park.
642
00:37:13,529 --> 00:37:16,989
Who you callin' a rodent, sister?
I'm a bunny!
643
00:37:17,075 --> 00:37:18,486
And I'm his gopher.
644
00:37:18,618 --> 00:37:19,618
[TOGETHER] Ta-da!
645
00:37:20,328 --> 00:37:22,160
I thought I smelled a rat.
646
00:37:22,247 --> 00:37:23,954
HADES: Meg?
647
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,873
Speak of the devil.
648
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:30,045
Meg, my little flower, my little bird,
my little nut, Meg.
649
00:37:30,131 --> 00:37:32,088
What exactly happened here?
650
00:37:32,174 --> 00:37:34,215
I thought you were gonna
persuade the river guardian
651
00:37:34,261 --> 00:37:35,843
to join my team for the uprising,
652
00:37:35,929 --> 00:37:38,717
and here I am,
kind of river guardian-less.
653
00:37:38,807 --> 00:37:42,846
I gave it my best shot,
but he made me an offer I had to refuse.
654
00:37:42,936 --> 00:37:45,554
Fine. So, instead of subtracting
two years from your sentence,
655
00:37:45,648 --> 00:37:47,389
hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay?
656
00:37:47,483 --> 00:37:48,564
Give that your best shot.
657
00:37:48,651 --> 00:37:51,689
It wasn't my fault.
It was this wonderboy, Hercules.
658
00:37:52,530 --> 00:37:56,320
Hercules?
Why does that name ring a bell?
659
00:37:56,410 --> 00:37:59,243
I don't know.
Maybe we owe him money?
660
00:37:59,330 --> 00:38:03,916
-What was that name again?
-Hercules.
661
00:38:04,002 --> 00:38:06,084
He comes on with
this big, innocent farm boy routine,
662
00:38:06,171 --> 00:38:07,940
but I could see through that
in a Peloponnesian minute.
663
00:38:07,964 --> 00:38:08,964
Wait a minute.
664
00:38:09,007 --> 00:38:12,216
Wasn't Hercules the name
of that kid we were supposed to...
665
00:38:12,302 --> 00:38:14,340
-Oh, my gods!
-Oh, my gods!
666
00:38:14,430 --> 00:38:15,795
-Run for it!
-[SCREAMING]
667
00:38:15,890 --> 00:38:19,099
So you took care of him, huh?
668
00:38:19,185 --> 00:38:21,176
Dead as a door nail.
669
00:38:21,270 --> 00:38:24,104
Weren't those your exact words?
670
00:38:24,191 --> 00:38:26,057
This might be a different Hercules.
671
00:38:26,151 --> 00:38:29,815
Yeah! I mean, Hercules
is a very popular name nowadays!
672
00:38:29,905 --> 00:38:33,274
Remember, like, a few years ago,
every other boy was named Jason,
673
00:38:33,368 --> 00:38:35,075
and the girls were all named Brittany?
674
00:38:35,161 --> 00:38:39,701
I'm about to rearrange the cosmos,
675
00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:46,755
and the one schlemiel who can louse
it up is waltzing around in the woods!
676
00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:50,510
[PANTING]
677
00:38:50,886 --> 00:38:52,798
Wait. Wait, big guy.
678
00:38:52,889 --> 00:38:55,256
-We can still cut in on his waltzing.
-That's right!
679
00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:58,513
And at least we made him mortal.
That's a good thing.
680
00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:00,219
Didn't we?
681
00:39:00,438 --> 00:39:01,554
Hmm.
682
00:39:02,191 --> 00:39:03,727
Fortunately for the three of you,
683
00:39:03,818 --> 00:39:07,652
we still have time to correct
this rather egregious oversight.
684
00:39:07,738 --> 00:39:11,198
And this time, no foul-ups.
685
00:39:14,121 --> 00:39:15,121
Wow!
686
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,500
-Is that all one town?
-One town, a million troubles.
687
00:39:20,586 --> 00:39:24,830
The one and only Thebes.
The Big Olive itself.
688
00:39:24,924 --> 00:39:28,133
If you can make it there,
you can make it anywhere.
689
00:39:29,554 --> 00:39:30,761
[CROWD BUSTLING]
690
00:39:31,890 --> 00:39:32,890
[BELL DINGS]
691
00:39:34,393 --> 00:39:35,393
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
692
00:39:35,436 --> 00:39:39,521
Stick with me, kid.
This city is a dangerous place.
693
00:39:39,606 --> 00:39:43,601
-Look where you're goin', numbskull!
-Hey, I'm walkin' here!
694
00:39:43,695 --> 00:39:46,278
You see what I mean?
I'm tellin' you, wackos.
695
00:39:46,364 --> 00:39:49,699
MAN: Pitta bread. Pitta bread.
Get your pitta bread here.
696
00:39:49,785 --> 00:39:51,367
Hey, Mack.
697
00:39:51,454 --> 00:39:52,535
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
698
00:39:52,788 --> 00:39:55,780
-You wanna buy a sundial?
-He's not interested, all right?
699
00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:56,910
Come on, kid.
700
00:39:57,001 --> 00:40:00,120
The end is coming! Can't you feel it?
701
00:40:00,213 --> 00:40:04,457
Yes, yes. Thank you for the info. Yes.
We'll ponder that for a while.
702
00:40:04,551 --> 00:40:05,903
Just stare at the sidewalk. Come on.
703
00:40:05,927 --> 00:40:08,385
Don't make eye contact.
People here are nuts.
704
00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:10,635
That's because
they live in a city of turmoil.
705
00:40:10,725 --> 00:40:11,760
Trust me, kid.
706
00:40:11,851 --> 00:40:14,138
You're gonna be
just what the doctor ordered.
707
00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:19,436
It was tragic!
We lost everything in the fire.
708
00:40:19,526 --> 00:40:22,564
Everything except old Snowball here.
709
00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:23,689
[WEAK MEOW]
710
00:40:23,781 --> 00:40:26,648
Now, were the fires
before or after the earthquake?
711
00:40:26,742 --> 00:40:28,905
They were after the earthquake.
I remember.
712
00:40:28,995 --> 00:40:30,406
But before the flood.
713
00:40:30,497 --> 00:40:33,910
Don't even get me started
on the crime rate.
714
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,585
Thebes has certainly
gone downhill in a hurry.
715
00:40:37,671 --> 00:40:39,253
OLD MAN: Tell me about it.
716
00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:41,377
It seems like every time I turn around,
717
00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:43,754
there's some new monster
wreaking havoc and I...
718
00:40:43,844 --> 00:40:47,429
All we need now is a plague of locusts.
719
00:40:47,516 --> 00:40:49,006
-[CHIRPING]
-[CROWD SCREAMING]
720
00:40:49,226 --> 00:40:52,435
That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta!
721
00:40:52,521 --> 00:40:53,761
HERCULES: Excuse me.
722
00:40:54,898 --> 00:40:56,890
It, uh... [CLEARS THROAT]
723
00:40:56,984 --> 00:41:00,522
...seems to me that what
you folks need is a hero.
724
00:41:01,906 --> 00:41:03,817
Yeah, and who are you?
725
00:41:05,868 --> 00:41:10,534
I'm Hercules, and I happen to be a hero.
726
00:41:10,707 --> 00:41:11,707
[CROWD LAUGHING]
727
00:41:11,875 --> 00:41:14,242
-Is that so?
-[WOMAN LAUGHING] A hero!
728
00:41:14,336 --> 00:41:18,877
-Have you ever saved a town before?
-Uh, no. Not exactly, but I...
729
00:41:18,967 --> 00:41:21,459
Have you ever
reversed a natural disaster?
730
00:41:21,553 --> 00:41:23,965
Well, uh, no.
731
00:41:24,055 --> 00:41:27,174
Listen to this.
He's just another chariot chaser.
732
00:41:27,268 --> 00:41:29,430
-This we need.
-WOMAN: That's a laugh.
733
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,852
-Don't you pea brains get it?
-WOMAN: Hmm?
734
00:41:31,981 --> 00:41:34,222
This kid is the genuine article.
735
00:41:34,441 --> 00:41:38,310
Hey, isn't that the goat-man
who trained Achilles?
736
00:41:38,405 --> 00:41:40,066
Watch it, pal.
737
00:41:40,157 --> 00:41:42,398
Yeah, you're right.
738
00:41:42,492 --> 00:41:44,984
Hey, nice job on those heels!
739
00:41:45,078 --> 00:41:47,662
Ya missed a spot! [LAUGHING]
740
00:41:47,748 --> 00:41:49,739
I got your heel right here!
741
00:41:49,834 --> 00:41:51,950
I'll wipe that stupid grin
off your face! You...
742
00:41:52,044 --> 00:41:55,333
Hey, Phil! Phil! Phil! Take it easy. Phil.
743
00:41:55,424 --> 00:41:57,916
What are you, crazy? Sheesh!
744
00:41:58,093 --> 00:42:03,463
Young man, we need
a professional hero, not an amateur.
745
00:42:04,893 --> 00:42:07,009
Well, wait. Stop!
746
00:42:10,773 --> 00:42:11,773
[SIGHS]
747
00:42:12,317 --> 00:42:16,186
How am I supposed to prove myself
a hero if nobody will give me a chance?
748
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,395
You'll get your chance.
749
00:42:17,489 --> 00:42:20,481
You just need some kind of
catastrophe or disaster.
750
00:42:20,576 --> 00:42:22,283
[WOMAN PANTING] Please.
751
00:42:22,411 --> 00:42:25,621
Help! Please!
There's been a terrible accident!
752
00:42:25,707 --> 00:42:27,869
-Meg?
-Speakin' of disasters.
753
00:42:28,293 --> 00:42:31,581
Wonderboy! Hercules!
Thank goodness!
754
00:42:31,671 --> 00:42:33,127
What's wrong?
755
00:42:33,215 --> 00:42:36,550
Outside of town, two little boys.
They were playing in the gorge.
756
00:42:36,636 --> 00:42:39,298
There was this terrible rockslide.
757
00:42:39,388 --> 00:42:42,130
-They're trapped!
-Kids? Trapped?
758
00:42:42,225 --> 00:42:43,808
Phil, this is great!
759
00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:45,694
You're really choked up about this,
aren't ya?
760
00:42:45,771 --> 00:42:46,771
Come on!
761
00:42:46,813 --> 00:42:51,558
No, I... You don't...
I have this terrible fear of heights!
762
00:42:51,818 --> 00:42:53,685
-[GROANS]
-[SNICKERS]
763
00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:55,774
-[PANTING]
-[CROWD CHATTERING]
764
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:59,195
I'm right behind ya, kid! Whoo!
765
00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:01,196
I'm way behind ya, kid.
766
00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,529
[SPUTTERING] I got a fur wedgie.
767
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,866
-[WHINNYING]
-[MEG GASPING]
768
00:43:07,378 --> 00:43:09,915
-[TRILLING WHISTLE]
-[GROANING]
769
00:43:10,589 --> 00:43:12,376
-Are you okay?
-I'll be fine.
770
00:43:12,467 --> 00:43:14,674
Just get me down
before I ruin the upholstery.
771
00:43:14,761 --> 00:43:17,799
BOY 1: Help! I can't breathe!
BOY 2: [COUGHING] Hurry!
772
00:43:17,889 --> 00:43:20,347
-Get us out!
-We're suffocating!
773
00:43:21,476 --> 00:43:24,720
Somebody call IX-I-I! [COUGHING]
774
00:43:24,814 --> 00:43:26,430
Easy, fellas. You'll be all right.
775
00:43:26,524 --> 00:43:31,018
-We can't last much longer!
-Get us out before we get crushed!
776
00:43:31,863 --> 00:43:33,194
[GRUNTING]
777
00:43:47,588 --> 00:43:48,588
[LIGHT APPLAUSE]
778
00:43:49,882 --> 00:43:52,090
-How you boys doin'?
-We're okay now.
779
00:43:52,177 --> 00:43:55,795
Jeepers, mister. You're really strong.
780
00:43:55,889 --> 00:43:59,382
Well, try to be a little more careful
next time, okay, kids?
781
00:43:59,476 --> 00:44:01,138
We sure will.
782
00:44:06,609 --> 00:44:08,566
HADES: A stirring performance, boys.
783
00:44:08,653 --> 00:44:10,486
I was really moved. [SLURPING]
784
00:44:11,782 --> 00:44:14,069
"Jeepers, mister"?
785
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,369
I was going for innocence.
786
00:44:17,455 --> 00:44:21,666
And, hey, two thumbs
way, way up for our leading lady.
787
00:44:21,752 --> 00:44:23,459
What a dish. What a doll.
788
00:44:23,545 --> 00:44:26,253
Get outta there, you big lug,
white you still can.
789
00:44:26,590 --> 00:44:28,752
[PANTING] Phil, I did great.
790
00:44:29,092 --> 00:44:31,175
They even applauded, sort of.
791
00:44:31,554 --> 00:44:33,215
-[GROWLING]
-Huh!
792
00:44:33,306 --> 00:44:36,890
I hate to burst your bubble, kid,
but that ain't applause.
793
00:44:37,185 --> 00:44:38,596
[GROWLING]
794
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,148
Phil? What do you call that thing?
795
00:44:47,237 --> 00:44:48,443
PHIL: Two words.
796
00:44:48,615 --> 00:44:49,730
[THUNDERING ROAR]
797
00:44:49,824 --> 00:44:51,610
Am-scray!
798
00:44:52,827 --> 00:44:54,409
-[MONSTER HISSING]
-[CROWD SCREAMING]
799
00:44:54,496 --> 00:44:58,866
[ECHOING] Let's get ready to rumble!
800
00:45:05,091 --> 00:45:07,708
That's it. Dance around! Dance around!
801
00:45:07,802 --> 00:45:10,921
Watch the teeth. Watch the teeth.
Keep going. Come on. Come on.
802
00:45:11,014 --> 00:45:14,473
Lead with your left.
Lead with your left! Your other left!
803
00:45:17,688 --> 00:45:19,178
[MONSTER SNARLING]
804
00:45:25,446 --> 00:45:26,527
[LAUGHING]
805
00:45:40,422 --> 00:45:43,039
Whoa! [YELLING]
806
00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:46,926
-[SWALLOWS HARD]
-[GROANING]
807
00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:49,341
[LOUD BURP]
808
00:45:49,473 --> 00:45:51,214
-[GROANS]
-[CROWD MUTTERING]
809
00:45:52,059 --> 00:45:53,515
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
810
00:45:54,061 --> 00:45:55,176
[ROARING]
811
00:46:06,617 --> 00:46:07,982
[LOUD APPLAUSE]
812
00:46:08,327 --> 00:46:11,786
All right! All right! You're bad! Okay!
813
00:46:11,873 --> 00:46:15,538
See, Phil? That... That wasn't so hard.
814
00:46:15,627 --> 00:46:17,334
Kid, kid, kid.
815
00:46:17,421 --> 00:46:18,911
How many horns do ya see?
816
00:46:19,006 --> 00:46:20,747
Six?
817
00:46:20,841 --> 00:46:23,708
Eh, close enough.
Let's get you cleaned up.
818
00:46:25,263 --> 00:46:26,628
[NERVOUS MUTTERING]
819
00:46:26,723 --> 00:46:27,723
[GULPS]
820
00:46:27,807 --> 00:46:30,799
Guys, guys, relax.
821
00:46:30,894 --> 00:46:32,760
It's only half-time.
822
00:46:33,938 --> 00:46:34,939
[FAINT RUMBLING]
823
00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:37,857
That doesn't sound good.
824
00:46:41,489 --> 00:46:42,604
[ROARING]
825
00:46:45,494 --> 00:46:47,110
Definitely not good!
826
00:46:47,412 --> 00:46:48,573
[MONSTER HISSING]
827
00:46:49,915 --> 00:46:50,915
[WHISTLING]
828
00:46:55,129 --> 00:46:56,129
[YELLING]
829
00:46:58,299 --> 00:46:59,334
Whoa! Whoa!
830
00:47:15,944 --> 00:47:18,857
Will you forget the head-slicing thing?
831
00:47:19,030 --> 00:47:20,111
Hyah!
832
00:47:23,034 --> 00:47:24,150
[YELLING]
833
00:47:26,455 --> 00:47:30,039
Phil, I don't think we covered
this one in basic training!
834
00:47:30,292 --> 00:47:31,623
[YELLING]
835
00:47:40,220 --> 00:47:41,220
[MONSTER HISSING]
836
00:47:41,304 --> 00:47:43,967
My favorite part of the game,
837
00:47:44,308 --> 00:47:47,050
-[ROARING]
-[GROANING]
838
00:47:47,144 --> 00:47:48,976
Sudden death.
839
00:47:52,693 --> 00:47:55,025
[GRUNTS]
[ROCK CREAKING]
840
00:47:55,654 --> 00:47:56,654
ALL: Huh?
841
00:48:08,126 --> 00:48:09,332
[CROWD GASPING]
842
00:48:10,003 --> 00:48:11,209
Oh!
843
00:48:11,922 --> 00:48:15,790
There goes another one.
Just like Achilles.
844
00:48:18,387 --> 00:48:20,253
Game.
845
00:48:20,347 --> 00:48:22,180
Set.
846
00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:23,632
Match.
847
00:48:26,479 --> 00:48:28,220
-[GROANS]
-[ROCK CREAKING]
848
00:48:30,735 --> 00:48:32,066
[CROWD GASPING]
849
00:48:37,366 --> 00:48:39,027
[CHEERING]
850
00:48:47,419 --> 00:48:52,506
Phil, you gotta admit.
That was pretty heroic.
851
00:48:52,592 --> 00:48:57,132
Ya did it, kid! Ya did it!
You won by a landslide!
852
00:48:58,222 --> 00:48:59,383
[STRAINING]
853
00:48:59,767 --> 00:49:01,849
Hades mad.
854
00:49:01,977 --> 00:49:03,058
[YELLING]
855
00:49:04,563 --> 00:49:07,351
Well, what do ya know?
856
00:49:11,404 --> 00:49:15,363
From that day forward,
our boy Hercules could do no wrong.
857
00:49:15,450 --> 00:49:18,863
He was so hot, steam looked cool.
858
00:49:18,954 --> 00:49:21,195
Oh, yeah
859
00:49:22,166 --> 00:49:25,124
Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
860
00:49:25,211 --> 00:49:28,169
Person of the week
in every Greek opinion poll
861
00:49:28,255 --> 00:49:30,873
-What a pro
-Herc could stop a show
862
00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:33,959
Point him at a monster
and you're talkin' SRO
863
00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:36,842
-He was a no one
-A zero, zero
864
00:49:36,932 --> 00:49:39,766
-Now he's a honcho
-He's a hero
865
00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:42,682
Here was a kid with his act down pat
866
00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:45,639
Zero to hero in no time flat
867
00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:48,522
-Zero to hero
-Just like that [SNAPS]
868
00:49:48,612 --> 00:49:51,104
When he smiled the girls went wild
869
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:54,028
With oohs and aahs
870
00:49:54,118 --> 00:49:56,860
And they slapped his face
on every vase
871
00:49:56,954 --> 00:50:00,289
On every "vahse"
872
00:50:00,375 --> 00:50:02,787
From appearance fees and royalties
873
00:50:02,877 --> 00:50:05,460
Our Herc had cash to burn
874
00:50:05,547 --> 00:50:08,290
Now nouveau riche and famous
875
00:50:08,384 --> 00:50:11,718
He could tell you what's a Grecian urn
876
00:50:11,971 --> 00:50:14,679
Say amen, there he goes again
877
00:50:14,765 --> 00:50:17,633
-Sweet and undefeated
-And an awesome 10-for-10
878
00:50:17,769 --> 00:50:20,306
Folks lined up just to watch him flex
879
00:50:20,397 --> 00:50:23,560
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
880
00:50:23,650 --> 00:50:26,392
Hercie, he comes
he sees, he conquers
881
00:50:26,487 --> 00:50:29,400
Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers
882
00:50:29,490 --> 00:50:31,401
He showed the moxie
brains and spunk
883
00:50:31,492 --> 00:50:32,492
Yeah
884
00:50:32,577 --> 00:50:35,035
-From zero to hero
-A major hunk
885
00:50:35,121 --> 00:50:37,830
-Zero to hero
-And who'd have thunk?
886
00:50:41,378 --> 00:50:43,665
Who put the glad in gladiator?
887
00:50:43,756 --> 00:50:45,121
Hercules
888
00:50:45,215 --> 00:50:47,583
Who's darin' deeds are great theater?
889
00:50:47,677 --> 00:50:49,293
Hercules
890
00:50:49,387 --> 00:50:51,298
-isn't he bold?
-No one braver
891
00:50:51,389 --> 00:50:53,426
-Is he sweet?
-Our favorite flavour
892
00:50:53,516 --> 00:50:54,551
Hercules
893
00:50:54,642 --> 00:50:55,643
My man.
894
00:50:55,728 --> 00:50:57,594
-Hercules
-Hercules
895
00:50:57,688 --> 00:50:59,679
Hercules
896
00:50:59,774 --> 00:51:01,731
-Hercules
-Look at my Hercules
897
00:51:01,817 --> 00:51:05,277
-Hercules Hercules
-Yeah, yeah, yeah
898
00:51:05,363 --> 00:51:07,695
Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
899
00:51:07,783 --> 00:51:10,366
-Undefeated
-Riding high
900
00:51:10,452 --> 00:51:11,817
And the nicest guy.
901
00:51:11,912 --> 00:51:13,619
Not conceited
902
00:51:13,705 --> 00:51:15,663
-He was a nothing
-Zero, zero
903
00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:17,707
-Now he's a honcho
-He's our hero
904
00:51:17,794 --> 00:51:20,912
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
905
00:51:21,005 --> 00:51:23,246
-From zero to hero
-[GRUNTING]
906
00:51:23,341 --> 00:51:25,174
Herc is a hero
907
00:51:25,260 --> 00:51:29,629
Now he's a hero
908
00:51:30,557 --> 00:51:32,514
Yes, indeed
909
00:51:33,644 --> 00:51:34,851
[GRUNTING, PANTING]
910
00:51:35,313 --> 00:51:36,678
Pull!
911
00:51:40,527 --> 00:51:42,518
Nice shootin', Rex.
912
00:51:42,612 --> 00:51:44,149
I can't believe this guy.
913
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,857
I throw everything I've got at him
and it doesn't even...
914
00:51:46,951 --> 00:51:48,157
[RUBBER SQUEAKING]
915
00:51:48,577 --> 00:51:52,070
What are those?
916
00:51:52,248 --> 00:51:56,243
Um, I don't know.
I thought they looked kinda dashing.
917
00:51:56,378 --> 00:52:00,121
I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo,
918
00:52:00,215 --> 00:52:05,837
or the entire scheme I've been setting
up for 18 years goes up in smoke,
919
00:52:06,264 --> 00:52:11,259
and you are wearing his merchandise!
920
00:52:11,352 --> 00:52:12,513
[SLURPING]
921
00:52:17,192 --> 00:52:18,192
[CHUCKLES]
922
00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:19,650
Thirsty?
923
00:52:20,070 --> 00:52:21,276
[YELL ECHOING]
924
00:52:25,326 --> 00:52:26,441
[BOTH GROANING]
925
00:52:29,247 --> 00:52:30,453
[CHUCKLES]
926
00:52:30,915 --> 00:52:32,281
Looks like your game's over.
927
00:52:32,376 --> 00:52:35,118
Wonderboy is hitting
every curve you throw at him.
928
00:52:36,046 --> 00:52:39,505
Oh, yeah. [CHUCKLES]
929
00:52:39,842 --> 00:52:41,583
I wonder if maybe
930
00:52:41,678 --> 00:52:47,970
I haven't been throwing
the right curves at him, Meg, my sweet.
931
00:52:48,435 --> 00:52:50,221
Don't even go there.
932
00:52:50,312 --> 00:52:54,853
See, he's gotta have a weakness
because everybody's got a weakness.
933
00:52:54,942 --> 00:52:57,400
I mean, for what?
Pandora, it was the box thing.
934
00:52:57,486 --> 00:53:00,148
For the Trojans, hey.
They bet on the wrong horse, okay?
935
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:03,107
We simply need to
find out Wonderboy's.
936
00:53:03,201 --> 00:53:05,363
I've done my part. Get your little imps...
937
00:53:05,454 --> 00:53:06,681
They couldn't handle him as a baby.
938
00:53:06,705 --> 00:53:10,073
I need somebody
who can handle him as a man.
939
00:53:10,167 --> 00:53:12,159
Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
940
00:53:12,253 --> 00:53:16,247
That's good because that's what
got you into this jam in the first place.
941
00:53:16,341 --> 00:53:19,754
You sold your soul to me
to save your boyfriend's life.
942
00:53:19,844 --> 00:53:22,428
And how does this creep thank you?
943
00:53:22,514 --> 00:53:25,597
By running off with some babe.
944
00:53:25,684 --> 00:53:27,766
He hurt you real bad,
didn't he, Meg, huh?
945
00:53:27,853 --> 00:53:29,810
Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
946
00:53:29,897 --> 00:53:34,438
Which is exactly why I got a feelin'
you're gonna leap at my new offer.
947
00:53:34,527 --> 00:53:37,565
You give me the key
to bringing down Wonder Breath,
948
00:53:37,656 --> 00:53:43,653
and I give you the thing that
you crave most in the entire cosmos,
949
00:53:44,121 --> 00:53:46,032
your freedom.
950
00:53:46,207 --> 00:53:47,447
[URN SHATTERS]
951
00:53:49,126 --> 00:53:50,127
[HERCULES LAUGHING]
952
00:53:50,212 --> 00:53:51,794
You should have been there, Father.
953
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:57,125
I mangled the Minotaur,
grappled with the Gorgon.
954
00:53:57,219 --> 00:53:58,459
Just like Phil told me.
955
00:53:58,553 --> 00:54:02,388
I analyzed the situation,
controlled my strength and kicked.
956
00:54:04,477 --> 00:54:06,684
The crowds went wild!
957
00:54:06,771 --> 00:54:08,979
-[SIMULATES CROWD CHEERING]
-[WHISTLING]
958
00:54:09,066 --> 00:54:10,477
Thank you. Thank you.
959
00:54:10,609 --> 00:54:11,609
Hah!
960
00:54:11,860 --> 00:54:15,819
You're doin' great, son.
You're doing your old man proud.
961
00:54:15,906 --> 00:54:18,113
I'm glad to hear you say that, Father.
962
00:54:18,201 --> 00:54:20,158
I've been waiting for this day
a long time.
963
00:54:20,245 --> 00:54:22,828
Hmm. What day is that, son?
964
00:54:22,914 --> 00:54:25,952
The day I rejoin the gods.
965
00:54:26,042 --> 00:54:29,957
You've done wonderfully.
You really have, my boy.
966
00:54:30,047 --> 00:54:31,879
You're just not there yet.
967
00:54:31,966 --> 00:54:36,005
You haven't proven yourself a true hero.
968
00:54:36,095 --> 00:54:39,509
But, Father, I've beaten every single
monster I've come up against.
969
00:54:39,599 --> 00:54:42,842
I'm the most famous person
in all of Greece.
970
00:54:42,936 --> 00:54:46,804
-I'm an action figure!
-[SQUEAKING]
971
00:54:46,898 --> 00:54:52,520
I'm afraid being famous
isn't the same as being a true hero.
972
00:54:52,613 --> 00:54:54,354
What more can I do?
973
00:54:54,449 --> 00:54:57,943
It's something
you have to discover for yourself.
974
00:54:58,037 --> 00:55:02,281
-But how can I...
-Look inside your heart.
975
00:55:03,542 --> 00:55:05,704
Father, wait!
976
00:55:08,590 --> 00:55:10,126
[GRUNTING]
977
00:55:11,092 --> 00:55:13,333
-[WHINNYING]
-[SIGHS]
978
00:55:21,562 --> 00:55:23,929
On your left is Hercules' villa.
979
00:55:24,023 --> 00:55:26,356
Our next stop is
the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop
980
00:55:26,443 --> 00:55:27,443
where you can pick up
981
00:55:27,527 --> 00:55:31,486
the great hero's 30-minute
workout scroll Buns of Bronze.
982
00:55:31,573 --> 00:55:33,905
At 1:00,
you got a meeting with King Augeas.
983
00:55:33,992 --> 00:55:35,734
He's got a problem with his stables.
984
00:55:35,828 --> 00:55:37,569
I'd advise you
not to wear your new sandals.
985
00:55:37,663 --> 00:55:39,995
-Phil?
-I told you, don't move!
986
00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:41,810
PHIL: DGR, the Daughters of
the Greek Revolution.
987
00:55:41,834 --> 00:55:42,834
-Phil.
-At 3:00,
988
00:55:42,919 --> 00:55:44,910
you gotta get a girdle
from some Amazons.
989
00:55:45,004 --> 00:55:48,043
Phil, what's the point?
990
00:55:48,842 --> 00:55:50,082
[SCREAMING]
991
00:55:50,177 --> 00:55:51,463
That's it!
992
00:55:51,553 --> 00:55:53,464
Keep your toga on, pal.
993
00:55:53,555 --> 00:55:54,636
[GRUNTS]
994
00:55:55,683 --> 00:55:56,683
Yuck!
995
00:55:57,102 --> 00:55:58,888
What do you mean, "What's the point?"
996
00:55:58,978 --> 00:56:00,719
You wanna go to Olympus, don't ya?
997
00:56:00,814 --> 00:56:04,900
Yeah, but this stuff doesn't seem
to be getting me anywhere.
998
00:56:04,985 --> 00:56:07,568
You can't give up now.
I'm countin' on ya.
999
00:56:07,655 --> 00:56:09,942
I gave this everything I had.
1000
00:56:12,243 --> 00:56:15,111
Listen to me, kid. I seen 'em all.
1001
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:19,415
And I am tellin' you,
and this is the honest-to-Zeus truth,
1002
00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:22,493
-you got somethin' I never seen before.
-Really?
1003
00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:26,252
I can feel it right down
to these stubby bowlegs of mine.
1004
00:56:26,342 --> 00:56:29,175
There is nothin' you can't do, kid.
1005
00:56:29,262 --> 00:56:30,718
-[DOOR OPENING]
-[GIRLS SCREAMING]
1006
00:56:30,888 --> 00:56:31,888
It's him!
1007
00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:33,889
Hey, watch it! Watch it! Watch...
1008
00:56:33,976 --> 00:56:37,719
-I touched his elbow!
-I got his sweatband!
1009
00:56:37,813 --> 00:56:40,054
-[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
-[GRUNTING] Phil, help!
1010
00:56:40,149 --> 00:56:42,641
-Okay. Escape plan, beta.
-Gotcha.
1011
00:56:42,776 --> 00:56:45,144
-[BLOWING WHISTLE]
-Hey. Where is he?
1012
00:56:45,238 --> 00:56:46,899
There he goes! On the veranda!
1013
00:56:46,990 --> 00:56:48,355
-[SCREAMING]
-Whoa!
1014
00:56:49,242 --> 00:56:50,357
[CHUCKLES]
1015
00:57:04,134 --> 00:57:05,134
Let's see.
1016
00:57:05,218 --> 00:57:07,676
What could be behind
curtain number one?
1017
00:57:07,762 --> 00:57:08,797
Meg!
1018
00:57:08,889 --> 00:57:12,224
[CHUCKLES] It's all right.
The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
1019
00:57:12,310 --> 00:57:15,348
Gee, it's great to see you.
1020
00:57:15,438 --> 00:57:17,054
I missed you.
1021
00:57:17,148 --> 00:57:19,606
So this is what heroes do
on their days off.
1022
00:57:19,692 --> 00:57:21,934
[BASHFUL CHUCKLE] I'm no hero.
1023
00:57:22,029 --> 00:57:24,361
Sure ya are. Everybody in Greece
1024
00:57:24,448 --> 00:57:26,926
thinks you're the greatest thing
since they put the pocket in pitta.
1025
00:57:26,950 --> 00:57:29,692
[CHUCKLES] I know. It's crazy.
1026
00:57:29,786 --> 00:57:31,599
You know, I can't go anywhere
without being mobbed.
1027
00:57:31,623 --> 00:57:33,864
-I mean...
-You sound like you could use a break.
1028
00:57:33,958 --> 00:57:36,325
-Think your nanny goat would go...
-[BLEATING SQUEAK]
1029
00:57:36,419 --> 00:57:38,877
...berserk if you played hooky
this afternoon?
1030
00:57:38,963 --> 00:57:40,453
Oh, gee. I don't know.
1031
00:57:40,548 --> 00:57:42,277
Phil's got the rest of the day
pretty much booked.
1032
00:57:42,301 --> 00:57:45,259
Ah, Phil, schmill. Just follow me.
1033
00:57:45,346 --> 00:57:49,635
Out the window, round the dumbbells,
you lift up the back wall and we're gone.
1034
00:57:50,226 --> 00:57:51,513
[CHIRPING]
1035
00:57:52,687 --> 00:57:53,802
[LAUGHTER]
1036
00:57:55,023 --> 00:57:57,230
HERCULES: Wow. What a day.
1037
00:57:57,317 --> 00:58:02,779
First, that restaurant by the bay,
and then that play, that Oedipus thing.
1038
00:58:02,865 --> 00:58:05,402
Man! I thought I had problems.
1039
00:58:05,701 --> 00:58:07,908
-[LAUGHING, CLEARS THROAT]
-[LAUGHING]
1040
00:58:07,995 --> 00:58:13,036
-Psst! Stop foolin' around!
-Yeah. Get the goods, sister.
1041
00:58:13,126 --> 00:58:16,619
I didn't know that
playing hooky could be so much fun.
1042
00:58:16,713 --> 00:58:20,457
-Yeah. Neither did I.
-Thanks, Meg.
1043
00:58:21,094 --> 00:58:22,334
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
1044
00:58:22,845 --> 00:58:24,506
Don't thank me just yet.
1045
00:58:25,014 --> 00:58:26,014
Oh!
1046
00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:27,551
Oop. Careful.
1047
00:58:27,642 --> 00:58:29,725
Sorry. Weak ankles.
1048
00:58:29,812 --> 00:58:33,225
Oh, yeah? Well,
maybe you better sit down for a while.
1049
00:58:34,525 --> 00:58:39,737
So, uh, do you have any problems
with things like this?
1050
00:58:40,490 --> 00:58:41,490
Uh...
1051
00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:43,316
Weak ankles, I mean.
1052
00:58:43,410 --> 00:58:46,118
Oh, no. Not really.
1053
00:58:46,413 --> 00:58:50,248
No weaknesses whatsoever?
1054
00:58:50,334 --> 00:58:52,416
No trick knee?
1055
00:58:53,087 --> 00:58:55,749
Ruptured disks?
1056
00:58:56,048 --> 00:58:57,834
[NERVOUS CHUCKLE, GULPS]
1057
00:58:57,925 --> 00:59:01,885
No. I'm afraid I'm, uh, fit as a fiddle.
1058
00:59:02,264 --> 00:59:05,052
[SIGHS] Wonderboy, you are perfect.
1059
00:59:05,183 --> 00:59:07,550
[CHUCKLES] Thanks.
1060
00:59:08,104 --> 00:59:10,061
-[CRASHING, SPLASHING]
-Whoops!
1061
00:59:12,483 --> 00:59:14,645
It looks better that way.
1062
00:59:14,736 --> 00:59:17,068
No, it really does.
1063
00:59:23,495 --> 00:59:26,157
[SIGHS] You know, when I was a kid,
1064
00:59:26,248 --> 00:59:29,742
I would have given anything
to be exactly like everybody else.
1065
00:59:29,836 --> 00:59:33,045
[SCOFFS] You wanted to be
petty and dishonest?
1066
00:59:33,131 --> 00:59:34,292
Everybody's not like that.
1067
00:59:35,091 --> 00:59:37,003
Yes, they are.
1068
00:59:37,094 --> 00:59:38,880
You're not like that.
1069
00:59:38,971 --> 00:59:40,632
How do you know what I'm like?
1070
00:59:40,723 --> 00:59:47,721
All I know is you're the most amazing
person with weak ankles I've ever met.
1071
00:59:49,483 --> 00:59:50,483
[CHUCKLES]
1072
00:59:51,068 --> 00:59:52,183
Oh!
1073
00:59:52,861 --> 00:59:58,778
Meg, when I'm with you,
I don't feel so alone.
1074
01:00:00,036 --> 01:00:02,528
Sometimes it's better to be alone.
1075
01:00:02,622 --> 01:00:03,862
What do you mean?
1076
01:00:03,956 --> 01:00:06,039
Nobody can hurt you.
1077
01:00:09,713 --> 01:00:10,999
Meg?
1078
01:00:11,465 --> 01:00:15,003
I would never, ever hurt you.
1079
01:00:15,094 --> 01:00:21,307
And I don't wanna hurt you, so let's both
do ourselves a favour and stop this
1080
01:00:22,769 --> 01:00:25,010
before we...
1081
01:00:25,481 --> 01:00:29,315
PHIL: All right! Break it up! Break it up!
Party's over!
1082
01:00:29,402 --> 01:00:32,235
-I been lookin' all over this town!
-Calm down, mutton man.
1083
01:00:32,321 --> 01:00:33,607
It was all my fault.
1084
01:00:33,697 --> 01:00:36,440
You're already on my list, sister,
so don't make it worse!
1085
01:00:36,535 --> 01:00:38,867
-[SNORTING]
-[SNORTS BACK]
1086
01:00:39,538 --> 01:00:42,246
And as for you, ya bum,
you're gonna go to the stadium
1087
01:00:42,332 --> 01:00:44,353
and you're gonna be put through
the workout of your life!
1088
01:00:44,377 --> 01:00:47,665
-Now get on the horse.
-Okay, okay.
1089
01:00:49,006 --> 01:00:51,623
-I'm sorry.
-Ah, he'll get over it.
1090
01:00:57,349 --> 01:01:00,432
PHIL: Move!
Move, move, move, move, move! Move!
1091
01:01:00,769 --> 01:01:02,510
-[NEIGHING]
-Whoo! Yahee!
1092
01:01:06,151 --> 01:01:10,395
Hey, watch it, watch it! Watch it!
Keep your goo-goo eyes on the...
1093
01:01:13,199 --> 01:01:16,784
That's it. Next time, I drive.
1094
01:01:24,463 --> 01:01:27,501
Oh, what's the matter with me?
1095
01:01:27,591 --> 01:01:30,424
You'd think a girl would learn.
1096
01:01:31,344 --> 01:01:35,589
If there's a prize for rotten judgment
1097
01:01:35,808 --> 01:01:39,551
I guess I've already won that
1098
01:01:40,062 --> 01:01:44,227
No man is worth the aggravation
1099
01:01:44,318 --> 01:01:48,277
That's ancient history
Been there, done that
1100
01:01:48,363 --> 01:01:52,198
Who d'ya think you're kidding
He's the Earth and heaven to you
1101
01:01:52,285 --> 01:01:56,153
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
1102
01:01:56,247 --> 01:01:57,988
-Oh no
-Girl, you can't conceal it
1103
01:01:58,082 --> 01:02:02,953
We know how you feel
and who you're thinkin' of
1104
01:02:04,632 --> 01:02:08,546
No chance no way
I won't say it, no, no
1105
01:02:08,636 --> 01:02:12,346
You swoon you sigh
Why deny it? Uh-oh
1106
01:02:12,432 --> 01:02:16,892
It's too cliché, I won't say I'm in love
1107
01:02:17,437 --> 01:02:20,020
Shoo-doo shoo-doo
Oooooo
1108
01:02:20,106 --> 01:02:23,771
I thought my heart
had learned its lesson
1109
01:02:23,861 --> 01:02:27,399
It feels so good when you start out
1110
01:02:27,782 --> 01:02:31,447
My head is screaming
"Get a grip, girl"
1111
01:02:31,912 --> 01:02:35,746
Unless you're dyin'
To cry your heart out
1112
01:02:35,832 --> 01:02:39,746
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feelin'
1113
01:02:39,836 --> 01:02:43,705
Baby, we're not buyin'
Hon, we saw you hit the ceilin'
1114
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:47,668
Face it like a grown-up
When you gonna own up that you
1115
01:02:47,762 --> 01:02:51,256
-Got
-Got it bad?
1116
01:02:51,350 --> 01:02:56,015
Oh, no chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
1117
01:02:56,146 --> 01:02:59,936
-Give up, but give in
-Check the grin, you're in love
1118
01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:03,894
This scene won't play
I won't say I'm in love
1119
01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:06,731
You're doing flips
Read our lips
1120
01:03:06,825 --> 01:03:07,825
You're in love
1121
01:03:07,909 --> 01:03:10,368
You're way off base
I won't say I'm it
1122
01:03:10,454 --> 01:03:11,740
She won't say in love
1123
01:03:11,831 --> 01:03:15,825
Get off my case, I won't say it
1124
01:03:15,918 --> 01:03:20,334
Girl, don't be proud
It's okay, you're in love
1125
01:03:21,258 --> 01:03:23,169
Oh
1126
01:03:23,969 --> 01:03:27,428
At least out loud
1127
01:03:27,514 --> 01:03:30,348
I won't say I'm in
1128
01:03:31,227 --> 01:03:34,845
-Love
-Shoo-doo, shoo-doo
1129
01:03:35,023 --> 01:03:37,515
Sha-la-la-la-Ia-la-la-la
1130
01:03:37,817 --> 01:03:39,149
Ah
1131
01:03:49,706 --> 01:03:52,243
Hey, what's the buzz, huh, Meg?
1132
01:03:52,334 --> 01:03:55,747
What is the weak link
in Wonderboy's chain?
1133
01:03:55,837 --> 01:03:58,125
Get yourself another girl. I'm through.
1134
01:03:58,215 --> 01:04:00,068
I'm sorry. Do you mind
runnin' that by me again?
1135
01:04:00,092 --> 01:04:02,754
I must have had a chunk of brimstone
wedged in my ear or something.
1136
01:04:02,845 --> 01:04:06,964
Then read my lips! Forget it.
1137
01:04:07,058 --> 01:04:11,553
Meg, Meg, Meg,
my sweet, deluded little minion.
1138
01:04:11,647 --> 01:04:16,437
Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy,
but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
1139
01:04:16,526 --> 01:04:18,484
I own you!
1140
01:04:18,655 --> 01:04:19,986
[GROANING]
1141
01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:23,198
-I got another horn here.
-HADES: You work for me.
1142
01:04:23,284 --> 01:04:25,651
That kid's gonna be
doin' laps for a month.
1143
01:04:25,745 --> 01:04:28,989
HADES: If I say, "Sing," you say,
"Hey, name that tune."
1144
01:04:29,083 --> 01:04:33,577
If I say, "I want Wonderboy's head
on a platter," you say...
1145
01:04:33,712 --> 01:04:35,578
Medium or well-done.
1146
01:04:35,673 --> 01:04:40,259
Oh! I knew that dame was trouble.
This is gonna break the kid's heart.
1147
01:04:40,428 --> 01:04:43,511
-MEG: I'll work on that.
-I'm sorry. You hear that sound?
1148
01:04:43,598 --> 01:04:47,888
That's the sound of your freedom
fluttering out the window forever.
1149
01:04:47,978 --> 01:04:51,346
[COUGHING] I don't care.
I'm not gonna help you hurt him.
1150
01:04:52,441 --> 01:04:56,436
I can't believe you're
getting so worked up about some guy.
1151
01:04:56,530 --> 01:04:58,771
This one is different.
He's honest, and he's sweet...
1152
01:04:58,865 --> 01:04:59,865
Please!
1153
01:04:59,950 --> 01:05:01,761
-He would never do anything to hurt me.
-He's a guy!
1154
01:05:01,785 --> 01:05:05,996
Besides, O oneness,
you can't beat him.
1155
01:05:06,082 --> 01:05:09,871
He has no weaknesses. He's gonna...
1156
01:05:10,294 --> 01:05:14,037
I think he does, Meg.
1157
01:05:14,132 --> 01:05:17,467
I truly think he does.
1158
01:05:26,271 --> 01:05:28,308
[HERCULES GRUNTING, STRAINING]
1159
01:05:28,898 --> 01:05:30,013
Ha ha!
1160
01:05:31,151 --> 01:05:33,358
-[SIGHING]
-[GRUNTING, STRAINING]
1161
01:05:33,486 --> 01:05:34,818
Whoo-hoo!
1162
01:05:40,578 --> 01:05:42,945
Hey, Phil! What happened to you?
1163
01:05:43,038 --> 01:05:44,450
Kid, we gotta talk.
1164
01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:48,205
Phil, I just had
the greatest day of my life!
1165
01:05:48,295 --> 01:05:50,627
I can't stop thinking about Meg.
1166
01:05:50,797 --> 01:05:53,004
[SIGHING] She's something else.
1167
01:05:53,175 --> 01:05:56,419
Kid, I'm tr yin' to talk to ya!
Will you come down here and listen?
1168
01:05:56,512 --> 01:06:01,348
Aw, how can I come down there
when I'm feeling so up?
1169
01:06:02,185 --> 01:06:03,551
[WHISTLING]
1170
01:06:10,861 --> 01:06:12,351
[CLEARS THROAT, CLICKS TONGUE]
1171
01:06:26,629 --> 01:06:28,119
Gotcha!
1172
01:06:28,214 --> 01:06:30,546
Ah, very nice!
What I'm tr yin' to say is...
1173
01:06:30,633 --> 01:06:33,171
That if it wasn't for you,
I never would have met her.
1174
01:06:33,261 --> 01:06:35,093
Oh, I owe ya big time.
1175
01:06:35,180 --> 01:06:36,991
Will you just knock it off
for a couple of seconds?
1176
01:06:37,015 --> 01:06:39,632
Rule number 38. Come on, Phil.
Keep them up there, huh?
1177
01:06:39,726 --> 01:06:42,810
-Phil, I got two words for ya, duck!
-Listen to me! She's...
1178
01:06:42,897 --> 01:06:44,308
-A dream come true?
-Not exactly.
1179
01:06:44,398 --> 01:06:46,514
-More beautiful than Aphrodite?
-Aside from that!
1180
01:06:46,609 --> 01:06:50,819
-The most wonderful...
-She's a fraud!
1181
01:06:50,905 --> 01:06:53,489
She's been playin' ya for a sap!
1182
01:06:53,575 --> 01:06:56,613
-Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around.
-I'm not kiddin' around.
1183
01:06:56,703 --> 01:06:58,473
I know you're upset about today,
but that's no reason to...
1184
01:06:58,497 --> 01:06:59,599
Kid, you're missin' the point.
1185
01:06:59,623 --> 01:07:02,036
-The point is, I love her.
-She don't love you.
1186
01:07:02,126 --> 01:07:04,333
-You're crazy.
-She's nothin' but a two-timin'...
1187
01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:06,502
-Stop it!
-No-good, lyin', schemin'...
1188
01:07:06,589 --> 01:07:07,920
Shut up!
1189
01:07:11,262 --> 01:07:13,094
Phil. I...
1190
01:07:14,139 --> 01:07:15,174
I'm sorry.
1191
01:07:15,266 --> 01:07:19,180
Okay, okay, that's it.
You won't face the truth? Fine.
1192
01:07:19,270 --> 01:07:21,763
Phil, wait. Where you going?
1193
01:07:21,898 --> 01:07:25,357
I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here.
I'm goin' home.
1194
01:07:26,111 --> 01:07:28,193
Fine!
1195
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:31,273
Go! I don't... I don't need you.
1196
01:07:33,661 --> 01:07:36,904
I thought you were gonna be
the all-time champ,
1197
01:07:36,998 --> 01:07:39,491
not the all-time chump.
1198
01:07:42,379 --> 01:07:45,121
HADES: Geez Louise!
What got his goat, huh?
1199
01:07:47,968 --> 01:07:50,085
Baboom. Name is Hades,
Lord of the Dead.
1200
01:07:50,179 --> 01:07:52,216
-Hi. How ya doin'?
-Not now, okay?
1201
01:07:52,307 --> 01:07:55,027
Hey, hey. I only need a few seconds
and I'm a fast talker, all right?
1202
01:07:55,059 --> 01:07:57,939
I've got the major deal in the works.
A real estate venture, if you will.
1203
01:07:57,979 --> 01:08:00,062
And Herc, you little devil you.
May I call you Herc?
1204
01:08:00,149 --> 01:08:02,390
You seem to be constantly
getting in the way of it.
1205
01:08:02,484 --> 01:08:03,690
You've got the wrong guy.
1206
01:08:03,777 --> 01:08:07,270
Hear me out, ya little...
Just hear me out, okay?
1207
01:08:07,364 --> 01:08:09,402
So I would be eternally grateful
1208
01:08:09,492 --> 01:08:12,575
if you would just take a day off
from this hero business of yours.
1209
01:08:12,662 --> 01:08:15,780
I mean, monsters, natural disasters.
You wait a day, okay?
1210
01:08:15,874 --> 01:08:18,145
-You're out of your mind.
-Not so fast, because, ya see,
1211
01:08:18,169 --> 01:08:21,537
I do have a little leverage
you might wanna know about.
1212
01:08:22,340 --> 01:08:24,377
-Meg!
-Don't listen, Herc...
1213
01:08:26,928 --> 01:08:28,920
-Let her go!
-Here's the trade-off.
1214
01:08:29,014 --> 01:08:32,097
You give up your strength
for about 24 hours, okay?
1215
01:08:32,184 --> 01:08:34,175
Say the next 24 hours.
1216
01:08:34,269 --> 01:08:36,306
And Meg here is free as a bird
and safe from harm.
1217
01:08:36,396 --> 01:08:38,626
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze,
we carry on, we go home happy.
1218
01:08:38,650 --> 01:08:40,061
What d'ya say? Come on.
1219
01:08:41,194 --> 01:08:43,185
People are gonna get hurt, aren't they?
1220
01:08:43,279 --> 01:08:46,817
Nah! I mean, it's a possibility.
It happens 'cause, you know, it's war.
1221
01:08:46,908 --> 01:08:49,492
But what can I tell ya? Anyway,
what do you owe these people?
1222
01:08:49,578 --> 01:08:52,411
Isn't Meg, little smoochy face,
isn't she more important than they are?
1223
01:08:52,498 --> 01:08:54,535
-Stop it!
-Isn't she?
1224
01:08:54,625 --> 01:08:57,288
You've gotta swear
she'll be safe from any harm.
1225
01:08:57,379 --> 01:08:59,290
Fine, okay. I'll give you that one.
1226
01:08:59,381 --> 01:09:02,339
Meg is safe, otherwise you get your
strength right back. Yadda yadda.
1227
01:09:02,425 --> 01:09:05,713
Fine print. Boilerplate. Okay? Done.
What d'ya say we shake on it?
1228
01:09:05,804 --> 01:09:08,137
Hey, I really don't have, like,
time to bat this around.
1229
01:09:08,224 --> 01:09:10,077
I'm kind of on a schedule here.
I got plans for August. Okay?
1230
01:09:10,101 --> 01:09:13,219
I need an answer, like, now.
Going once, going twice...
1231
01:09:13,312 --> 01:09:16,396
-All right!
-Yes, we're there! Bam!
1232
01:09:22,656 --> 01:09:23,771
[GROANING]
1233
01:09:24,241 --> 01:09:27,075
You may feel just a little queasy.
It's kinda natural.
1234
01:09:27,161 --> 01:09:29,072
Maybe you should sit down!
1235
01:09:30,206 --> 01:09:31,206
[GRUNTING]
1236
01:09:31,290 --> 01:09:35,376
Now you know how it feels
to be just like everybody else.
1237
01:09:35,462 --> 01:09:38,420
Isn't it just peachy?
1238
01:09:39,216 --> 01:09:41,423
Oh! [CHUCKLES]
You'll love this. One more thing.
1239
01:09:41,510 --> 01:09:46,051
Meg, babe, a deal's a deal.
You're off the hook.
1240
01:09:46,808 --> 01:09:49,926
And by the way, Herc,
is she not a fabulous little actress?
1241
01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:51,510
-Stop it.
-What do you mean?
1242
01:09:51,604 --> 01:09:55,690
I mean your little chickie-poo here
was working for me all the time.
1243
01:09:55,776 --> 01:09:56,776
Duh.
1244
01:09:56,861 --> 01:09:58,943
You're... You're lying!
1245
01:09:59,905 --> 01:10:04,696
-Help! [COUGHING]
-Jeepers, mister, you're really strong.
1246
01:10:04,786 --> 01:10:07,369
Couldn't have done it without you,
sugar, sweetheart, babe.
1247
01:10:07,456 --> 01:10:08,787
No! It's not like that.
1248
01:10:08,874 --> 01:10:11,741
I didn't mean to... I couldn't... I...
1249
01:10:12,127 --> 01:10:13,994
I'm so sorry.
1250
01:10:14,088 --> 01:10:18,377
Our hero's a zero! Our hero's a zero!
1251
01:10:18,468 --> 01:10:19,468
[LAUGHING]
1252
01:10:19,552 --> 01:10:21,384
Well, gotta blaze.
1253
01:10:21,471 --> 01:10:26,012
There's a whole cosmos up there
waiting for me with, hey, my name on it.
1254
01:10:26,310 --> 01:10:27,641
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
1255
01:10:28,395 --> 01:10:32,059
So much for the preliminaries,
and now on to the main event!
1256
01:10:42,118 --> 01:10:43,234
[HOWLING]
1257
01:10:45,122 --> 01:10:48,410
Brothers! Titans!
1258
01:10:48,501 --> 01:10:51,744
Look at you in your squalid prison!
1259
01:10:51,837 --> 01:10:54,921
Who put you down there?
1260
01:10:55,008 --> 01:10:57,124
TITANS: Zeus!
1261
01:10:57,219 --> 01:11:03,683
And now that I set you free, what is
the first thing you are going to do?
1262
01:11:04,018 --> 01:11:07,386
-TITANS: Destroy him!
-Good answer.
1263
01:11:09,774 --> 01:11:13,769
Crush Zeus!
1264
01:11:16,490 --> 01:11:19,699
Freeze him!
1265
01:11:24,124 --> 01:11:26,582
Melt Zeus!
1266
01:11:27,669 --> 01:11:32,540
Blow him away!
1267
01:11:33,926 --> 01:11:34,961
[BLEATING]
1268
01:11:35,052 --> 01:11:37,214
ALL: Zeus!
1269
01:11:39,515 --> 01:11:41,257
-HADES: Uh, guys?
-Huh?
1270
01:11:41,601 --> 01:11:43,512
Olympus would be that way.
1271
01:11:44,396 --> 01:11:47,730
-Zeus!
-Freeze him!
1272
01:11:48,567 --> 01:11:50,433
Hold it, bright eye.
1273
01:11:50,570 --> 01:11:53,562
I have a special job for you,
my optic friend.
1274
01:11:56,659 --> 01:11:57,865
[RUMBLING]
1275
01:12:00,330 --> 01:12:01,912
-[ROCK TITAN YELLING]
-Ah, huh?
1276
01:12:02,124 --> 01:12:04,866
Destroy Zeus!
1277
01:12:05,043 --> 01:12:08,252
Oh, we're in trouble!
Big trouble! I gotta...
1278
01:12:08,839 --> 01:12:11,252
My lord and lady,
the Titans have escaped,
1279
01:12:11,342 --> 01:12:13,333
and they're practically at our gates!
1280
01:12:13,428 --> 01:12:17,513
Sound the alarm!
Launch an immediate counterattack!
1281
01:12:17,599 --> 01:12:20,137
-Go! Go!
-Gone, babe.
1282
01:12:21,437 --> 01:12:23,019
[TRUMPETING]
1283
01:12:23,105 --> 01:12:24,186
Huh?
1284
01:12:29,487 --> 01:12:30,693
Charge!
1285
01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:31,780
Yah!
1286
01:12:31,865 --> 01:12:33,856
On to battle!
1287
01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:35,065
[SHOUTING]
1288
01:12:39,916 --> 01:12:41,122
Eeyah!
1289
01:12:45,296 --> 01:12:47,037
You windbag!
1290
01:12:47,131 --> 01:12:48,131
[SHOUTING]
1291
01:12:49,009 --> 01:12:51,842
Boom, badda-boom, boom, boom!
Hah!
1292
01:12:53,347 --> 01:12:54,758
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
1293
01:12:55,307 --> 01:12:58,801
CYCLOPS: Hercules!
1294
01:12:59,187 --> 01:13:02,054
Where are you?
1295
01:13:02,190 --> 01:13:03,521
[ROARING]
1296
01:13:04,150 --> 01:13:06,391
What can we do?
1297
01:13:06,486 --> 01:13:09,696
-Where is Hercules?
-Yeah, Hercules'll save us.
1298
01:13:09,782 --> 01:13:13,741
Hercules!
1299
01:13:13,827 --> 01:13:18,493
Come out! Face me!
1300
01:13:19,876 --> 01:13:23,119
What are you doing?
Without your strength, you'll be killed.
1301
01:13:23,672 --> 01:13:25,754
There are worse things.
1302
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:27,081
Run!
1303
01:13:27,176 --> 01:13:29,918
Wait! Stop!
1304
01:13:30,012 --> 01:13:33,471
-Hey, look! It's Hercules.
-Thank the gods!
1305
01:13:33,557 --> 01:13:36,515
-We're saved!
-CYCLOPS: So...
1306
01:13:36,602 --> 01:13:39,641
You mighty Hercules.
1307
01:13:39,815 --> 01:13:41,180
[LAUGHING]
1308
01:13:42,943 --> 01:13:44,183
[ROARING]
1309
01:13:45,279 --> 01:13:46,279
[GRUNTS]
1310
01:13:46,364 --> 01:13:47,946
-Oh!
-[GROANING]
1311
01:13:48,992 --> 01:13:51,484
-[PEGASUS WHINNYING]
-[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
1312
01:13:52,245 --> 01:13:54,532
Easy, horsefeathers.
1313
01:13:54,622 --> 01:13:57,115
-[WHINNYING CONTINUES]
-Whoa, stop twitching.
1314
01:13:57,209 --> 01:14:00,418
Listen. Hercules is in trouble.
1315
01:14:01,171 --> 01:14:02,286
We've gotta find Phil.
1316
01:14:02,381 --> 01:14:04,873
He's the only one
who can talk some sense into him.
1317
01:14:05,467 --> 01:14:07,209
-[PEGASUS WHINNYING]
-[MEG YELLING]
1318
01:14:09,431 --> 01:14:11,798
Get back, blast you!
1319
01:14:12,392 --> 01:14:13,553
[ROARING]
1320
01:14:15,896 --> 01:14:19,059
-Ooh, Chihuahua.
-Zeus!
1321
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:24,603
Come on! Hurry up!
We're shovin' off here!
1322
01:14:24,739 --> 01:14:26,230
-Phil!
-[WHINNYING]
1323
01:14:26,408 --> 01:14:28,524
Phil, Hercules needs your help!
1324
01:14:28,618 --> 01:14:31,280
What does he need me for
when he's got friends like you?
1325
01:14:31,371 --> 01:14:35,912
-He won't listen to me.
-Good! He's finally learned something.
1326
01:14:36,002 --> 01:14:39,245
Look, I know what I did was wrong,
but this isn't about me.
1327
01:14:39,339 --> 01:14:43,628
It's about him.
If you don't help him now, Phil, he'll die.
1328
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:46,048
I need more thunderbolts!
1329
01:14:46,138 --> 01:14:48,630
Hephaestus has been captured,
my lord.
1330
01:14:48,724 --> 01:14:51,091
Everyone's been captured.
I've been captured!
1331
01:14:51,185 --> 01:14:53,142
Hey, hey! Watch the glasses.
1332
01:14:59,444 --> 01:15:02,357
Zeusy, I'm home!
1333
01:15:02,447 --> 01:15:06,282
Hades. You're behind this!
1334
01:15:06,369 --> 01:15:08,076
You are correct, sir!
1335
01:15:08,162 --> 01:15:09,277
[GROANING]
1336
01:15:09,955 --> 01:15:11,161
[LAUGHING]
1337
01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:14,617
Flea.
1338
01:15:16,296 --> 01:15:17,457
[LAUGHING]
1339
01:15:19,174 --> 01:15:22,087
-Hercules!
-Phil.
1340
01:15:22,177 --> 01:15:24,169
Come on, kid. Come on. Fight back.
1341
01:15:24,305 --> 01:15:27,343
Come on, you can take this bum.
This guy's a pushover. Look at him.
1342
01:15:27,433 --> 01:15:29,470
You were right all along, Phil.
1343
01:15:30,686 --> 01:15:32,553
Dreams are for rookies.
1344
01:15:32,648 --> 01:15:35,891
No, no, no, no, kid.
Givin' up is for rookies.
1345
01:15:35,984 --> 01:15:38,021
I came back
'cause I'm not quittin' on ya.
1346
01:15:38,112 --> 01:15:40,319
I'm willing to go the distance.
1347
01:15:40,406 --> 01:15:41,942
How 'bout you?
1348
01:15:42,032 --> 01:15:43,489
[CYCLOPS APPROACHING]
1349
01:15:43,576 --> 01:15:44,657
[LAUGHING]
1350
01:15:44,744 --> 01:15:47,907
Me bite off head!
1351
01:15:48,289 --> 01:15:49,324
[LAUGHING]
1352
01:15:49,833 --> 01:15:50,994
[SCREAMING]
1353
01:15:51,751 --> 01:15:53,993
Whoa, baby!
1354
01:15:54,463 --> 01:15:55,544
[YELLING]
1355
01:15:57,508 --> 01:15:58,839
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
1356
01:16:07,561 --> 01:16:09,848
Hercules! Look out!
1357
01:16:09,980 --> 01:16:12,769
Meg! No!
1358
01:16:12,900 --> 01:16:14,140
[GRUNTING]
1359
01:16:21,743 --> 01:16:23,484
What's happening?
1360
01:16:23,620 --> 01:16:24,860
[GROANING]
1361
01:16:25,205 --> 01:16:28,038
Hades' deal is broken.
1362
01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:31,372
He promised I wouldn't get hurt.
1363
01:16:32,130 --> 01:16:33,871
Meg.
1364
01:16:33,965 --> 01:16:36,753
Why did you...
1365
01:16:36,843 --> 01:16:38,129
You didn't have to...
1366
01:16:38,219 --> 01:16:43,386
Oh, people always do crazy things
when they're in love.
1367
01:16:44,685 --> 01:16:46,141
Oh, Meg.
1368
01:16:46,687 --> 01:16:48,724
Meg, I... I...
1369
01:16:49,231 --> 01:16:52,691
Are you always this articulate?
1370
01:16:53,153 --> 01:16:54,769
[CHUCKLES]
1371
01:16:55,947 --> 01:16:59,816
You haven't got much time.
You can still stop Hades.
1372
01:17:00,953 --> 01:17:03,445
I'll watch over her, kid.
1373
01:17:04,332 --> 01:17:06,289
You're gonna be all right.
1374
01:17:06,626 --> 01:17:08,583
I promise.
1375
01:17:09,003 --> 01:17:10,244
[WHINNYING]
1376
01:17:11,048 --> 01:17:12,914
Let's go, Pegasus!
1377
01:17:15,385 --> 01:17:18,343
Hup, two, three, four.
Come on, everybody!
1378
01:17:18,514 --> 01:17:20,472
-I can't hear you!
-Oh, oh!
1379
01:17:21,184 --> 01:17:25,348
I swear to you, Hades,
when I get out of this...
1380
01:17:25,438 --> 01:17:28,351
I'm the one giving orders now, bolt boy.
1381
01:17:28,442 --> 01:17:30,854
And I think I'm gonna like it here.
1382
01:17:30,945 --> 01:17:33,733
HERCULES:
Don't get too comfortable, Hades!
1383
01:17:34,073 --> 01:17:35,073
[WHINNYING]
1384
01:17:35,407 --> 01:17:36,863
Hercules!
1385
01:17:36,951 --> 01:17:39,284
This ought to even the odds!
1386
01:17:41,957 --> 01:17:44,540
Yeah, Hercules! Thank you, man.
1387
01:17:44,626 --> 01:17:45,957
Get them!
1388
01:17:48,548 --> 01:17:50,585
Whoa! Hey!
1389
01:17:50,675 --> 01:17:54,839
No! Get him! Not me! Him!
1390
01:17:56,639 --> 01:18:01,134
Follow the fingers! Him!
The yutz with the horse.
1391
01:18:06,024 --> 01:18:07,025
[SCREAMING]
1392
01:18:08,027 --> 01:18:09,859
Thank you, my boy.
1393
01:18:10,029 --> 01:18:14,694
Nice horsey! My intentions were pure!
I really was attracted to you.
1394
01:18:15,368 --> 01:18:16,734
[BOTH YELLING]
1395
01:18:17,705 --> 01:18:19,070
Throw!
1396
01:18:19,164 --> 01:18:20,164
Hah!
1397
01:18:20,249 --> 01:18:23,287
Now watch your old man work!
1398
01:18:23,377 --> 01:18:24,377
Uh-oh.
1399
01:18:28,091 --> 01:18:33,302
Guys, get your titanic rears in gear
and kick some Olympian butt!
1400
01:18:34,097 --> 01:18:35,838
Whoa, is my hair out?
1401
01:18:36,100 --> 01:18:37,761
[SNICKERING]
1402
01:19:01,044 --> 01:19:02,876
-Hah! [LAUGHING]
-Whoo-hoo!
1403
01:19:03,171 --> 01:19:04,912
Thanks a ton, Wonderboy.
1404
01:19:05,007 --> 01:19:07,795
But at least
I've got one swell consolation prize,
1405
01:19:07,885 --> 01:19:11,628
a friend of yours who's dying to see me.
1406
01:19:11,722 --> 01:19:13,212
-[WHINNIES]
-Meg.
1407
01:19:43,883 --> 01:19:45,123
Meg.
1408
01:19:51,808 --> 01:19:53,595
[CRYING] Meg, no.
1409
01:20:05,990 --> 01:20:08,607
[MOURNFUL NEIGHING]
1410
01:20:13,791 --> 01:20:15,953
Oh, I'm sorry, kid.
1411
01:20:18,003 --> 01:20:20,995
[SIGHS] There's some things
you just can't change.
1412
01:20:24,177 --> 01:20:26,043
Yes, I can.
1413
01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:28,216
[HADES YELLING]
1414
01:20:29,850 --> 01:20:32,218
We were so close!
1415
01:20:32,311 --> 01:20:33,801
So close.
1416
01:20:33,896 --> 01:20:35,762
We tripped at the finish line. Why?
1417
01:20:35,857 --> 01:20:39,816
Because our little nut, Meg,
has to go all noble.
1418
01:20:39,902 --> 01:20:41,108
[RUMBLING]
1419
01:20:44,199 --> 01:20:46,907
-Where's Meg?
-Oh, look who's here.
1420
01:20:46,994 --> 01:20:49,201
Wonderboy, you are too much.
1421
01:20:49,288 --> 01:20:53,123
-Let her go.
-Get a grip.
1422
01:20:53,209 --> 01:20:55,325
Come here, come here.
Let me show you around.
1423
01:20:56,171 --> 01:20:59,789
Hmph. Well, well.
It's a small underworld after all. Huh?
1424
01:21:00,926 --> 01:21:02,883
Meg! Ahhh!
1425
01:21:02,970 --> 01:21:04,756
No, no, no. Mustn't touch.
1426
01:21:04,847 --> 01:21:07,384
You see, Meg's
running with a new crowd these days.
1427
01:21:07,516 --> 01:21:09,348
And not a very lively one, at that.
1428
01:21:11,188 --> 01:21:14,431
You like making deals.
Take me in Meg's place.
1429
01:21:14,524 --> 01:21:20,111
Well. The son of my hated rival
trapped forever in a river of death.
1430
01:21:20,198 --> 01:21:22,610
-Going once.
-Ls there a downside to this?
1431
01:21:22,700 --> 01:21:25,783
-Going twice!
-Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1432
01:21:25,870 --> 01:21:29,329
You get her out. She goes, you stay.
1433
01:21:32,294 --> 01:21:33,876
You know what slipped my mind?
1434
01:21:33,962 --> 01:21:35,828
You'll be dead
before you can get to her.
1435
01:21:35,923 --> 01:21:37,505
That's not a problem, is it?
1436
01:22:03,870 --> 01:22:04,870
Oh!
1437
01:22:05,914 --> 01:22:08,326
What's the matter with these scissors?
1438
01:22:08,417 --> 01:22:10,909
The thread won't cut.
1439
01:22:18,470 --> 01:22:21,178
This is... This is impossible!
1440
01:22:21,265 --> 01:22:24,178
You can't be alive! You'd have to be a...
1441
01:22:24,268 --> 01:22:25,679
-A god?
-A god?
1442
01:22:27,437 --> 01:22:28,644
[YELLING]
1443
01:22:30,358 --> 01:22:34,067
Hercules, stop!
You can't do this to me. You can't...
1444
01:22:34,153 --> 01:22:36,440
[MUFFLED] Fine. Okay. Listen.
1445
01:22:36,531 --> 01:22:39,524
Okay. Well, I deserved that.
Herc, Herc, Herc. Can we talk?
1446
01:22:39,618 --> 01:22:41,529
Your dad, he's a fun guy, right?
1447
01:22:41,620 --> 01:22:43,827
So maybe you could
put in a word with him,
1448
01:22:43,914 --> 01:22:46,201
and he'd kinda blow this
whole thing off, you know?
1449
01:22:46,292 --> 01:22:48,876
Meg, Meg, talk to him.
A little schmooze...
1450
01:22:48,962 --> 01:22:50,168
[SCREAMING]
1451
01:22:52,007 --> 01:22:53,918
Eww! Get away from me!
Don't touch me!
1452
01:22:54,009 --> 01:22:56,968
Get your slimy souls off me!
1453
01:22:57,763 --> 01:23:00,300
He's not gonna be happy
when he gets outta there.
1454
01:23:00,391 --> 01:23:03,258
You mean, if he gets outta there.
1455
01:23:03,352 --> 01:23:05,309
-If. If is good.
-HADES: Taxi!
1456
01:23:05,396 --> 01:23:07,638
I don't feel so good. I feel a little...
1457
01:23:07,733 --> 01:23:09,144
[SCREAMING]
1458
01:23:25,168 --> 01:23:26,330
[SIGHING]
1459
01:23:32,176 --> 01:23:35,089
Wonderboy, what...
1460
01:23:35,179 --> 01:23:36,716
-Why did you...
-[CHUCKLES]
1461
01:23:37,349 --> 01:23:40,432
People always do crazy things
1462
01:23:40,518 --> 01:23:42,008
when they're in love.
1463
01:23:50,488 --> 01:23:52,946
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! Whoo!
1464
01:24:00,499 --> 01:24:02,115
[CHEERING, APPLAUDING]
1465
01:24:04,712 --> 01:24:07,170
Three cheers for the mighty Hercules!
1466
01:24:07,256 --> 01:24:09,793
Oh, yeah! Flowers for everybody! Oh!
1467
01:24:10,551 --> 01:24:12,462
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING CONTINUE]
1468
01:24:23,733 --> 01:24:27,727
Hercules, we're so proud of you.
1469
01:24:28,905 --> 01:24:30,145
Mother.
1470
01:24:31,491 --> 01:24:32,491
Hah!
1471
01:24:32,575 --> 01:24:35,989
Fine work, my boy! You've done it!
1472
01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:38,492
You're a true hero.
1473
01:24:38,582 --> 01:24:42,792
You were willing to give your life
to rescue this young woman.
1474
01:24:42,879 --> 01:24:46,622
For a true hero isn't measured
by the size of his strength,
1475
01:24:46,717 --> 01:24:49,675
but by the strength of his heart.
1476
01:24:50,429 --> 01:24:54,674
Now, at last, my son,
1477
01:24:55,351 --> 01:24:58,059
you can come home.
1478
01:25:02,860 --> 01:25:04,271
[CHEERING]
1479
01:25:11,493 --> 01:25:15,738
Congratulations, Wonderboy.
You'll make one heck of a god.
1480
01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:20,041
[CHEERING CONTINUES]
1481
01:25:23,799 --> 01:25:28,168
Father, this is the moment
I've always dreamed of.
1482
01:25:29,138 --> 01:25:30,469
But...
1483
01:25:32,476 --> 01:25:37,186
A life without Meg,
even an immortal life,
1484
01:25:37,481 --> 01:25:40,314
would be empty.
1485
01:25:41,986 --> 01:25:43,192
I...
1486
01:25:44,572 --> 01:25:47,064
I wish to stay on Earth with her.
1487
01:25:47,158 --> 01:25:49,525
I finally know where I belong.
1488
01:26:01,966 --> 01:26:03,331
[CROWD CHEERING]
1489
01:26:03,843 --> 01:26:05,629
Hit it, ladies!
1490
01:26:06,429 --> 01:26:10,970
-Gonna shout it from the mountaintops
-A star is born
1491
01:26:11,060 --> 01:26:15,054
-It's the time for pulling out the stops
-A star is born
1492
01:26:15,147 --> 01:26:19,186
-Honey, hit us with a hallelu
-That kid came shining through
1493
01:26:19,276 --> 01:26:21,143
Girl, sing the song
1494
01:26:21,238 --> 01:26:26,984
-Come blow your horn
-A star is born
1495
01:26:27,077 --> 01:26:31,242
-He's a hero who can please the crowd
-A star is born
1496
01:26:31,332 --> 01:26:35,496
Come on, everybody shout out loud
A star is born
1497
01:26:35,586 --> 01:26:39,831
Just remember in the darkest hour
within your heart's the power
1498
01:26:39,967 --> 01:26:43,505
For makin' you a hero, too
1499
01:26:43,595 --> 01:26:46,963
So don't lose hope when you're forlorn
1500
01:26:47,057 --> 01:26:48,092
That's Phil's boy!
1501
01:26:48,183 --> 01:26:52,473
Just keep your eyes upon the skies
1502
01:26:52,564 --> 01:26:57,149
Every night a star is
Right in sight, a star is
1503
01:26:57,235 --> 01:27:01,901
-Burning bright a star is born
-A star is born
1504
01:27:03,784 --> 01:27:07,949
Like a beacon in the cold dark night
A star is born
1505
01:27:08,248 --> 01:27:11,741
Told ya everything would turn out right
A star is born
1506
01:27:12,043 --> 01:27:16,082
Just when everything was all at sea
The boy made history
1507
01:27:16,423 --> 01:27:17,914
-The bottom line
-Bottom line
1508
01:27:18,217 --> 01:27:20,925
-He sure can shine
-He can shine
1509
01:27:21,095 --> 01:27:24,008
His rising sign is Capricorn
1510
01:27:24,223 --> 01:27:28,138
He knew how to
He had a clue
1511
01:27:28,937 --> 01:27:32,100
Telling you a star is born
1512
01:27:32,482 --> 01:27:36,647
-Here's a hero who can please a crowd
-A star is born
1513
01:27:36,738 --> 01:27:40,697
-Come on, everybody shout out loud
-A star is born
1514
01:27:40,783 --> 01:27:44,868
Just remember in the darkest hour
Within your heart's the power
1515
01:27:44,954 --> 01:27:49,119
-For makin' you a hero too
-A hero too
1516
01:27:49,293 --> 01:27:53,036
-So don't lose hope when you're forlorn
-No, no
1517
01:27:53,130 --> 01:27:56,840
Just keep your eyes
Upon the skies
1518
01:27:57,677 --> 01:27:59,588
Every night, a star is
1519
01:27:59,679 --> 01:28:01,636
Right in sight, a star is
1520
01:28:01,723 --> 01:28:04,215
Burning bright
A star is born
1521
01:28:12,068 --> 01:28:15,060
I have often dreamed
1522
01:28:16,156 --> 01:28:19,194
Of a far off place
1523
01:28:20,160 --> 01:28:23,619
Where a hero's welcome
1524
01:28:24,081 --> 01:28:27,495
Would be waiting for me
1525
01:28:28,253 --> 01:28:31,496
Where the crowds will cheer
1526
01:28:31,923 --> 01:28:34,882
When they see my face
1527
01:28:36,178 --> 01:28:39,387
And a voice keeps sayin'
1528
01:28:39,515 --> 01:28:43,008
This is where I'm meant to be
1529
01:28:43,686 --> 01:28:46,975
I'll be there someday
1530
01:28:48,149 --> 01:28:51,107
I can go the distance
1531
01:28:51,569 --> 01:28:54,733
I will find my way
1532
01:28:55,866 --> 01:28:58,858
If I can be strong
1533
01:28:59,120 --> 01:29:02,329
I know every mile
1534
01:29:02,832 --> 01:29:04,699
Will be worth my while
1535
01:29:08,463 --> 01:29:14,085
When I go the distance
I'll be right
1536
01:29:14,178 --> 01:29:15,885
Where I
1537
01:29:16,389 --> 01:29:19,973
Belong
1538
01:29:23,605 --> 01:29:26,597
Down an unknown road
1539
01:29:27,568 --> 01:29:30,560
You embrace my fears
1540
01:29:31,238 --> 01:29:34,527
Though that road may wander
1541
01:29:35,035 --> 01:29:37,993
It will lead me to you
1542
01:29:38,872 --> 01:29:42,241
And a thousand years
1543
01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:45,498
Would be worth the wait
1544
01:29:46,422 --> 01:29:49,835
It might take a lifetime
1545
01:29:50,134 --> 01:29:53,344
But somehow I'll see it through
1546
01:29:53,930 --> 01:29:57,048
And I won't look back
1547
01:29:58,268 --> 01:30:01,135
I can go the distance
1548
01:30:01,606 --> 01:30:04,940
And I'll stay on track
1549
01:30:05,443 --> 01:30:08,561
No, I won't accept defeat
1550
01:30:09,238 --> 01:30:12,277
It's an uphill slope
1551
01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:16,448
But I won't lose hope
1552
01:30:16,955 --> 01:30:22,952
Till I go the distance
And my journey
1553
01:30:23,171 --> 01:30:27,415
ls complete
1554
01:30:28,093 --> 01:30:29,800
Oh, yeah
1555
01:30:31,764 --> 01:30:35,428
But to look beyond the glory
1556
01:30:35,935 --> 01:30:39,519
ls the hardest part
1557
01:30:39,814 --> 01:30:43,149
For a hero's strength is measured
1558
01:30:43,568 --> 01:30:47,152
By his heart
1559
01:30:49,867 --> 01:30:53,235
Hoo
1560
01:31:10,473 --> 01:31:14,683
Like a shooting star
1561
01:31:14,853 --> 01:31:18,096
I will go the distance
1562
01:31:18,189 --> 01:31:21,478
I will search the world
1563
01:31:22,445 --> 01:31:25,528
I will face its harms
1564
01:31:25,698 --> 01:31:29,488
I don't care how far
1565
01:31:30,036 --> 01:31:33,199
I can go the distance
1566
01:31:33,415 --> 01:31:37,956
Till I find my hero's welcome
1567
01:31:38,045 --> 01:31:42,004
Waiting in
1568
01:31:43,342 --> 01:31:49,214
Your arms
1569
01:31:58,651 --> 01:32:02,110
I will search the world
1570
01:32:02,906 --> 01:32:06,865
I will face its harms
1571
01:32:09,747 --> 01:32:14,116
Till I find my hero's welcome
1572
01:32:14,668 --> 01:32:17,502
Waiting in
1573
01:32:19,674 --> 01:32:26,091
Your arms
1574
01:32:48,873 --> 01:32:50,705
HADES: What d'ya say?
It's happy ending time!
1575
01:32:50,792 --> 01:32:52,954
Everybody's got a little taste
of somethin' but me.
1576
01:32:53,086 --> 01:32:56,546
I got nothin'. I'm here with nothin'.
Anybody listenin'?
1577
01:32:56,632 --> 01:32:58,873
It's like I'm...
What am I, an echo or something?
1578
01:32:58,968 --> 01:33:04,384
Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what?
Hyperspace? Hello, it's me.
1579
01:33:04,473 --> 01:33:05,839
Nobody listens.